Act 1, Scene 1 — King Lear’s Palace.

Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund. [Kent and Gloucester converse. Edmund stands back.]
Earl of Kent
I thought the King had more affected the Duke of Albany than

Cornwall.
Earl of Glouchester
It did always seem so to us; but now, in the division of the

kingdom, it appears not which of the Dukes he values most, for

equalities are so weigh'd that curiosity in neither can make

choice of either's moiety.
Earl of Kent
Is not this your son, my lord?
Earl of Glouchester
His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so often

blush'd to acknowledge him that now I am braz'd to't.
Earl of Kent
I cannot conceive you.
Earl of Glouchester
Sir, this young fellow's mother could; whereupon she grew

round-womb'd, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere she

had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?
Earl of Kent
I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so

proper.
Earl of Glouchester
But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder than

this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave came

something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet was

his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the

whoreson must be acknowledged.- Do you know this noble gentleman,

Edmund?
Edmund
[comes forward] No, my lord.
Earl of Glouchester
My Lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter as my honourable

friend.
Edmund
My services to your lordship.
Earl of Kent
I must love you, and sue to know you better.
Edmund
Sir, I shall study deserving.
Earl of Glouchester
He hath been out nine years, and away he shall again.

[Sound a sennet.]

The King is coming.
Enter one bearing a coronet; then Lear; then the Dukes of Albany and Cornwall; next, Goneril, Regan, Cordelia, with Followers.
Lear
Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester.
Earl of Glouchester
I shall, my liege.
Exeunt [Gloucester and Edmund].
Lear
Meantime we shall express our darker purpose.

Give me the map there. Know we have divided

In three our kingdom; and 'tis our fast intent

To shake all cares and business from our age,

Conferring them on younger strengths while we

Unburthen'd crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall,

And you, our no less loving son of Albany,

We have this hour a constant will to publish

Our daughters' several dowers, that future strife

May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy,

Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love,

Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn,

And here are to be answer'd. Tell me, my daughters

(Since now we will divest us both of rule,

Interest of territory, cares of state),

Which of you shall we say doth love us most?

That we our largest bounty may extend

Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril,

Our eldest-born, speak first.
Goneril
Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter;

Dearer than eyesight, space, and liberty;

Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare;

No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour;

As much as child e'er lov'd, or father found;

A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable.

Beyond all manner of so much I love you.
Cordelia
[aside] What shall Cordelia speak? Love, and be silent.
Lear
Of all these bounds, even from this line to this,

With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd,

With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads,

We make thee lady. To thine and Albany's issue

Be this perpetual.- What says our second daughter,

Our dearest Regan, wife to Cornwall? Speak.
Regan
Sir, I am made

Of the selfsame metal that my sister is,

And prize me at her worth. In my true heart

I find she names my very deed of love;

Only she comes too short, that I profess

Myself an enemy to all other joys

Which the most precious square of sense possesses,

And find I am alone felicitate

In your dear Highness' love.
Cordelia
[aside] Then poor Cordelia!

And yet not so; since I am sure my love's

More richer than my tongue.
Lear
To thee and thine hereditary ever

Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom,

No less in space, validity, and pleasure

Than that conferr'd on Goneril.- Now, our joy,

Although the last, not least; to whose young love

The vines of France and milk of Burgundy

Strive to be interest; what can you say to draw

A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.
Cordelia
Nothing, my lord.
Lear
Nothing?
Cordelia
Nothing.
Lear
Nothing can come of nothing. Speak again.
Cordelia
Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave

My heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty

According to my bond; no more nor less.
Lear
How, how, Cordelia? Mend your speech a little,

Lest it may mar your fortunes.
Cordelia
Good my lord,

You have begot me, bred me, lov'd me; I

Return those duties back as are right fit,

Obey you, love you, and most honour you.

Why have my sisters husbands, if they say

They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed,

That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry

Half my love with him, half my care and duty.

Sure I shall never marry like my sisters,

To love my father all.
Lear
But goes thy heart with this?
Cordelia
Ay, good my lord.
Lear
So young, and so untender?
Cordelia
So young, my lord, and true.
Lear
Let it be so! thy truth then be thy dower!

For, by the sacred radiance of the sun,

The mysteries of Hecate and the night;

By all the operation of the orbs

From whom we do exist and cease to be;

Here I disclaim all my paternal care,

Propinquity and property of blood,

And as a stranger to my heart and me

Hold thee from this for ever. The barbarous Scythian,

Or he that makes his generation messes

To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom

Be as well neighbour'd, pitied, and reliev'd,

As thou my sometime daughter.
Earl of Kent
Good my liege-
Lear
Peace, Kent!

Come not between the dragon and his wrath.

I lov'd her most, and thought to set my rest

On her kind nursery.- Hence and avoid my sight!-

So be my grave my peace as here I give

Her father's heart from her! Call France! Who stirs?

Call Burgundy! Cornwall and Albany,

With my two daughters' dowers digest this third;

Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her.

I do invest you jointly in my power,

Preeminence, and all the large effects

That troop with majesty. Ourself, by monthly course,

With reservation of an hundred knights,

By you to be sustain'd, shall our abode

Make with you by due turns. Only we still retain

The name, and all th' additions to a king. The sway,

Revenue, execution of the rest,

Beloved sons, be yours; which to confirm,

This coronet part betwixt you.
Earl of Kent
Royal Lear,

Whom I have ever honour'd as my king,

Lov'd as my father, as my master follow'd,

As my great patron thought on in my prayers-
Lear
The bow is bent and drawn; make from the shaft.
Earl of Kent
Let it fall rather, though the fork invade

The region of my heart! Be Kent unmannerly

When Lear is mad. What wouldst thou do, old man?

Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak

When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour's bound

When majesty falls to folly. Reverse thy doom;

And in thy best consideration check

This hideous rashness. Answer my life my judgment,

Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least,

Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound

Reverbs no hollowness.
Lear
Kent, on thy life, no more!
Earl of Kent
My life I never held but as a pawn

To wage against thine enemies; nor fear to lose it,

Thy safety being the motive.
Lear
Out of my sight!
Earl of Kent
See better, Lear, and let me still remain

The true blank of thine eye.
Lear
Now by Apollo-
Earl of Kent
Now by Apollo, King,

Thou swear'st thy gods in vain.
Lear
O vassal! miscreant! [Lays his hand on his sword.]
Duke of Albany
[with Cornwall] Dear sir, forbear!
Earl of Kent
Do!

Kill thy physician, and the fee bestow

Upon the foul disease. Revoke thy gift,

Or, whilst I can vent clamour from my throat,

I'll tell thee thou dost evil.
Lear
Hear me, recreant!

On thine allegiance, hear me!

Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow-

Which we durst never yet- and with strain'd pride

To come between our sentence and our power,-

Which nor our nature nor our place can bear,-

Our potency made good, take thy reward.

Five days we do allot thee for provision

To shield thee from diseases of the world,

And on the sixth to turn thy hated back

Upon our kingdom. If, on the tenth day following,

Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions,

The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter,

This shall not be revok'd.
Earl of Kent
Fare thee well, King. Since thus thou wilt appear,

Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here.

[To Cordelia] The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid,

That justly think'st and hast most rightly said!

[To Regan and Goneril] And your large speeches may your deeds

approve,

That good effects may spring from words of love.

Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu;

He'll shape his old course in a country new. Exit.
Flourish. Enter Gloucester, with France and Burgundy; Attendants.
Earl of Glouchester
Here's France and Burgundy, my noble lord.
Lear
My Lord of Burgundy,

We first address toward you, who with this king

Hath rivall'd for our daughter. What in the least

Will you require in present dower with her,

Or cease your quest of love?
Duke of Burgundy
Most royal Majesty,

I crave no more than hath your Highness offer'd,

Nor will you tender less.
Lear
Right noble Burgundy,

When she was dear to us, we did hold her so;

But now her price is fall'n. Sir, there she stands.

If aught within that little seeming substance,

Or all of it, with our displeasure piec'd,

And nothing more, may fitly like your Grace,

She's there, and she is yours.
Duke of Burgundy
I know no answer.
Lear
Will you, with those infirmities she owes,

Unfriended, new adopted to our hate,

Dow'r'd with our curse, and stranger'd with our oath,

Take her, or leave her?
Duke of Burgundy
Pardon me, royal sir.

Election makes not up on such conditions.
Lear
Then leave her, sir; for, by the pow'r that made me,

I tell you all her wealth. [To France] For you, great King,

I would not from your love make such a stray

To match you where I hate; therefore beseech you

T' avert your liking a more worthier way

Than on a wretch whom nature is asham'd

Almost t' acknowledge hers.
King of France
This is most strange,

That she that even but now was your best object,

The argument of your praise, balm of your age,

Most best, most dearest, should in this trice of time

Commit a thing so monstrous to dismantle

So many folds of favour. Sure her offence

Must be of such unnatural degree

That monsters it, or your fore-vouch'd affection

Fall'n into taint; which to believe of her

Must be a faith that reason without miracle

Should never plant in me.
Cordelia
I yet beseech your Majesty,

If for I want that glib and oily art

To speak and purpose not, since what I well intend,

I'll do't before I speak- that you make known

It is no vicious blot, murther, or foulness,

No unchaste action or dishonoured step,

That hath depriv'd me of your grace and favour;

But even for want of that for which I am richer-

A still-soliciting eye, and such a tongue

As I am glad I have not, though not to have it

Hath lost me in your liking.
Lear
Better thou

Hadst not been born than not t' have pleas'd me better.
King of France
Is it but this- a tardiness in nature

Which often leaves the history unspoke

That it intends to do? My Lord of Burgundy,

What say you to the lady? Love's not love

When it is mingled with regards that stands

Aloof from th' entire point. Will you have her?

She is herself a dowry.
Duke of Burgundy
Royal Lear,

Give but that portion which yourself propos'd,

And here I take Cordelia by the hand,

Duchess of Burgundy.
Lear
Nothing! I have sworn; I am firm.
Duke of Burgundy
I am sorry then you have so lost a father

That you must lose a husband.
Cordelia
Peace be with Burgundy!

Since that respects of fortune are his love,

I shall not be his wife.
King of France
Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor;

Most choice, forsaken; and most lov'd, despis'd!

Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon.

Be it lawful I take up what's cast away.

Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect

My love should kindle to inflam'd respect.

Thy dow'rless daughter, King, thrown to my chance,

Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France.

Not all the dukes in wat'rish Burgundy

Can buy this unpriz'd precious maid of me.

Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind.

Thou losest here, a better where to find.
Lear
Thou hast her, France; let her be thine; for we

Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see

That face of hers again. Therefore be gone

Without our grace, our love, our benison.

Come, noble Burgundy.
Flourish. Exeunt Lear, Burgundy, [Cornwall, Albany, Gloucester, and Attendants].
King of France
Bid farewell to your sisters.
Cordelia
The jewels of our father, with wash'd eyes

Cordelia leaves you. I know you what you are;

And, like a sister, am most loath to call

Your faults as they are nam'd. Use well our father.

To your professed bosoms I commit him;

But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,

I would prefer him to a better place!

So farewell to you both.
Goneril
Prescribe not us our duties.
Regan
Let your study

Be to content your lord, who hath receiv'd you

At fortune's alms. You have obedience scanted,

And well are worth the want that you have wanted.
Cordelia
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides.

Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.

Well may you prosper!
King of France
Come, my fair Cordelia.
Exeunt France and Cordelia.
Goneril
Sister, it is not little I have to say of what most nearly

appertains to us both. I think our father will hence to-night.
Regan
That's most certain, and with you; next month with us.
Goneril
You see how full of changes his age is. The observation we

have made of it hath not been little. He always lov'd our

sister most, and with what poor judgment he hath now cast her

off appears too grossly.
Regan
'Tis the infirmity of his age; yet he hath ever but slenderly

known himself.
Goneril
The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash; then

must we look to receive from his age, not alone the

imperfections of long-ingraffed condition, but therewithal

the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric years bring with

them.
Regan
Such unconstant starts are we like to have from him as this

of Kent's banishment.
Goneril
There is further compliment of leave-taking between France and

him. Pray you let's hit together. If our father carry authority

with such dispositions as he bears, this last surrender of his

will but offend us.
Regan
We shall further think on't.
Goneril
We must do something, and i' th' heat.
Exeunt.

Act 1, Scene 2 — The Earl of Gloucester’s Castle.

Enter [Edmund the] Bastard solus, [with a letter].
Edmund
Thou, Nature, art my goddess; to thy law

My services are bound. Wherefore should I

Stand in the plague of custom, and permit

The curiosity of nations to deprive me,

For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines

Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?

When my dimensions are as well compact,

My mind as generous, and my shape as true,

As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us

With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?

Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take

More composition and fierce quality

Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,

Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops

Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well then,

Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.

Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund

As to th' legitimate. Fine word- 'legitimate'!

Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,

And my invention thrive, Edmund the base

Shall top th' legitimate. I grow; I prosper.

Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
Enter Gloucester.
Earl of Glouchester
Kent banish'd thus? and France in choler parted?

And the King gone to-night? subscrib'd his pow'r?

Confin'd to exhibition? All this done

Upon the gad? Edmund, how now? What news?
Edmund
So please your lordship, none.
[Puts up the letter.]
Earl of Glouchester
Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter?
Edmund
I know no news, my lord.
Earl of Glouchester
What paper were you reading?
Edmund
Nothing, my lord.
Earl of Glouchester
No? What needed then that terrible dispatch of it into your

pocket? The quality of nothing hath not such need to hide

itself. Let's see. Come, if it be nothing, I shall not need

spectacles.
Edmund
I beseech you, sir, pardon me. It is a letter from my brother

that I have not all o'er-read; and for so much as I have

perus'd, I find it not fit for your o'erlooking.
Earl of Glouchester
Give me the letter, sir.
Edmund
I shall offend, either to detain or give it. The contents, as

in part I understand them, are to blame.
Earl of Glouchester
Let's see, let's see!
Edmund
I hope, for my brother's justification, he wrote this but as

an essay or taste of my virtue.
Earl of Glouchester
[reads] 'This policy and reverence of age makes the world

bitter to the best of our times; keeps our fortunes from us

till our oldness cannot relish them. I begin to find an idle

and fond bondage in the oppression of aged tyranny, who sways,

not as it hath power, but as it is suffer'd. Come to me, that

of this I may speak more. If our father would sleep till I

wak'd him, you should enjoy half his revenue for ever, and live

the beloved of your brother,

'EDGAR.'

Hum! Conspiracy? 'Sleep till I wak'd him, you should enjoy half

his revenue.' My son Edgar! Had he a hand to write this? a heart

and brain to breed it in? When came this to you? Who brought it?
Edmund
It was not brought me, my lord: there's the cunning of it. I

found it thrown in at the casement of my closet.
Earl of Glouchester
You know the character to be your brother's?
Edmund
If the matter were good, my lord, I durst swear it were his;

but in respect of that, I would fain think it were not.
Earl of Glouchester
It is his.
Edmund
It is his hand, my lord; but I hope his heart is not in the

contents.
Earl of Glouchester
Hath he never before sounded you in this business?
Edmund
Never, my lord. But I have heard him oft maintain it to be fit

that, sons at perfect age, and fathers declining, the father

should be as ward to the son, and the son manage his revenue.
Earl of Glouchester
O villain, villain! His very opinion in the letter! Abhorred

villain! Unnatural, detested, brutish villain! worse than

brutish! Go, sirrah, seek him. I'll apprehend him. Abominable

villain! Where is he?
Edmund
I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please you to suspend

your indignation against my brother till you can derive from him

better testimony of his intent, you should run a certain course;

where, if you violently proceed against him, mistaking his

purpose, it would make a great gap in your own honour and shake

in pieces the heart of his obedience. I dare pawn down my life

for him that he hath writ this to feel my affection to your

honour, and to no other pretence of danger.
Earl of Glouchester
Think you so?
Edmund
If your honour judge it meet, I will place you where you shall

hear us confer of this and by an auricular assurance have your

satisfaction, and that without any further delay than this very

evening.
Earl of Glouchester
He cannot be such a monster.
Edmund
Nor is not, sure.
Earl of Glouchester
To his father, that so tenderly and entirely loves him.

Heaven and earth! Edmund, seek him out; wind me into him, I pray

you; frame the business after your own wisdom. I would unstate

myself to be in a due resolution.
Edmund
I will seek him, sir, presently; convey the business as I

shall find means, and acquaint you withal.
Earl of Glouchester
These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good to

us. Though the wisdom of nature can reason it thus and thus, yet

nature finds itself scourg'd by the sequent effects. Love cools,

friendship falls off, brothers divide. In cities, mutinies; in

countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond crack'd

'twixt son and father. This villain of mine comes under the

prediction; there's son against father: the King falls from bias

of nature; there's father against child. We have seen the best

of our time. Machinations, hollowness, treachery, and all

ruinous disorders follow us disquietly to our graves. Find out

this villain, Edmund; it shall lose thee nothing; do it

carefully. And the noble and true-hearted Kent banish'd! his

offence, honesty! 'Tis strange. Exit.
Edmund
This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are

sick in fortune, often the surfeit of our own behaviour, we make

guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as if

we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion;

knaves, thieves, and treachers by spherical pre-dominance;

drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforc'd obedience of

planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine

thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whore-master man, to lay

his goatish disposition to the charge of a star! My father

compounded with my mother under the Dragon's Tail, and my

nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it follows I am rough and

lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am, had the

maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing.

Edgar-

[Enter Edgar.]

and pat! he comes, like the catastrophe of the old comedy. My

cue is villainous melancholy, with a sigh like Tom o' Bedlam.

O, these eclipses do portend these divisions! Fa, sol, la, mi.
Edgar
How now, brother Edmund? What serious contemplation are you

in?
Edmund
I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read this other day,

what should follow these eclipses.
Edgar
Do you busy yourself with that?
Edmund
I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed unhappily: as

of unnaturalness between the child and the parent; death,

dearth, dissolutions of ancient amities; divisions in state,

menaces and maledictions against king and nobles; needless

diffidences, banishment of friends, dissipation of cohorts,

nuptial breaches, and I know not what.
Edgar
How long have you been a sectary astronomical?
Edmund
Come, come! When saw you my father last?
Edgar
The night gone by.
Edmund
Spake you with him?
Edgar
Ay, two hours together.
Edmund
Parted you in good terms? Found you no displeasure in him by

word or countenance
Edgar
None at all.
Edmund
Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended him; and at my

entreaty forbear his presence until some little time hath

qualified the heat of his displeasure, which at this instant so

rageth in him that with the mischief of your person it would

scarcely allay.
Edgar
Some villain hath done me wrong.
Edmund
That's my fear. I pray you have a continent forbearance till

the speed of his rage goes slower; and, as I say, retire with me

to my lodging, from whence I will fitly bring you to hear my

lord speak. Pray ye, go! There's my key. If you do stir abroad,

go arm'd.
Edgar
Arm'd, brother?
Edmund
Brother, I advise you to the best. Go arm'd. I am no honest man

if there be any good meaning toward you. I have told you what I

have seen and heard; but faintly, nothing like the image and

horror of it. Pray you, away!
Edgar
Shall I hear from you anon?
Edmund
I do serve you in this business.

[Exit Edgar.]

A credulous father! and a brother noble,

Whose nature is so far from doing harms

That he suspects none; on whose foolish honesty

My practices ride easy! I see the business.

Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit;

All with me's meet that I can fashion fit. Exit.

Act 1, Scene 3 — The Duke of Albany’s Palace.

Enter Goneril and [her] Steward [Oswald].
Goneril
Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding of his fool?
Oswald
Ay, madam.
Goneril
By day and night, he wrongs me! Every hour

He flashes into one gross crime or other

That sets us all at odds. I'll not endure it.

His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us

On every trifle. When he returns from hunting,

I will not speak with him. Say I am sick.

If you come slack of former services,

You shall do well; the fault of it I'll answer.
[Horns within.]
Oswald
He's coming, madam; I hear him.
Goneril
Put on what weary negligence you please,

You and your fellows. I'd have it come to question.

If he distaste it, let him to our sister,

Whose mind and mine I know in that are one,

Not to be overrul'd. Idle old man,

That still would manage those authorities

That he hath given away! Now, by my life,

Old fools are babes again, and must be us'd

With checks as flatteries, when they are seen abus'd.

Remember what I have said.
Oswald
Very well, madam.
Goneril
And let his knights have colder looks among you.

What grows of it, no matter. Advise your fellows so.

I would breed from hence occasions, and I shall,

That I may speak. I'll write straight to my sister

To hold my very course. Prepare for dinner.
Exeunt.

Act 1, Scene 4 — The Duke of Albany’s Palace. Enter Kent, [disguised].

Earl of Kent
If but as well I other accents borrow,

That can my speech defuse, my good intent

May carry through itself to that full issue

For which I raz'd my likeness. Now, banish'd Kent,

If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd,

So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov'st,

Shall find thee full of labours.

Horns within. Enter Lear, [Knights,] and Attendants.
Lear
Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready. [Exit

an Attendant.] How now? What art thou?
Earl of Kent
A man, sir.
Lear
What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?
Earl of Kent
I do profess to be no less than I seem, to serve him truly

that will put me in trust, to love him that is honest, to

converse with him that is wise and says little, to fear

judgment, to fight when I cannot choose, and to eat no fish.
Lear
What art thou?
Earl of Kent
A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the King.
Lear
If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king, thou

art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
Earl of Kent
Service.
Lear
Who wouldst thou serve?
Earl of Kent
You.
Lear
Dost thou know me, fellow?
Earl of Kent
No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would

fain call master.
Lear
What's that?
Earl of Kent
Authority.
Lear
What services canst thou do?
Earl of Kent
I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in

telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which

ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of me

is diligence.
Lear
How old art thou?
Earl of Kent
Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor so old to

dote on her for anything. I have years on my back forty-eight.
Lear
Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse after

dinner, I will not part from thee yet. Dinner, ho, dinner!

Where's my knave? my fool? Go you and call my fool hither.

[Exit an attendant.]

[Enter [Oswald the] Steward.]

You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?
Oswald
So please you- Exit.
Lear
What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.

[Exit a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I think the world's

asleep.

[Enter Knight]

How now? Where's that mongrel?
Knight
He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
Lear
Why came not the slave back to me when I call'd him?
Knight
Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not.
Lear
He would not?
Knight
My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my judgment

your Highness is not entertain'd with that ceremonious affection

as you were wont. There's a great abatement of kindness appears

as well in the general dependants as in the Duke himself also

and your daughter.
Lear
Ha! say'st thou so?
Knight
I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for

my duty cannot be silent when I think your Highness wrong'd.
Lear
Thou but rememb'rest me of mine own conception. I have

perceived a most faint neglect of late, which I have rather

blamed as mine own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence

and purpose of unkindness. I will look further into't. But

where's my fool? I have not seen him this two days.
Knight
Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool

hath much pined away.
Lear
No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you and tell my

daughter I would speak with her. [Exit Knight.] Go you, call

hither my fool.

[Exit an Attendant.]

[Enter [Oswald the] Steward.]

O, you, sir, you! Come you hither, sir. Who am I, sir?
Oswald
My lady's father.
Lear
'My lady's father'? My lord's knave! You whoreson dog! you

slave! you cur!
Oswald
I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.
Lear
Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
[Strikes him.]
Oswald
I'll not be strucken, my lord.
Earl of Kent
Nor tripp'd neither, you base football player?
[Trips up his heels.
Lear
I thank thee, fellow. Thou serv'st me, and I'll love thee.
Earl of Kent
Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences. Away,

away! If you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry; but

away! Go to! Have you wisdom? So.
[Pushes him out.]
Lear
Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee. There's earnest of thy

service. [Gives money.]
Enter Fool.
Fool
Let me hire him too. Here's my coxcomb.
[Offers Kent his cap.]
Lear
How now, my pretty knave? How dost thou?
Fool
Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
Earl of Kent
Why, fool?
Fool
Why? For taking one's part that's out of favour. Nay, an thou

canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly.

There, take my coxcomb! Why, this fellow hath banish'd two on's

daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will. If

thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.- How now,

nuncle? Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!
Lear
Why, my boy?
Fool
If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs myself.

There's mine! beg another of thy daughters.
Lear
Take heed, sirrah- the whip.
Fool
Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipp'd out, when

Lady the brach may stand by th' fire and stink.
Lear
A pestilent gall to me!
Fool
Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
Lear
Do.
Fool
Mark it, nuncle.

Have more than thou showest,

Speak less than thou knowest,

Lend less than thou owest,

Ride more than thou goest,

Learn more than thou trowest,

Set less than thou throwest;

Leave thy drink and thy whore,

And keep in-a-door,

And thou shalt have more

Than two tens to a score.
Earl of Kent
This is nothing, fool.
Fool
Then 'tis like the breath of an unfeed lawyer- you gave me

nothing for't. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?
Lear
Why, no, boy. Nothing can be made out of nothing.
Fool
[to Kent] Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land

comes to. He will not believe a fool.
Lear
A bitter fool!
Fool
Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter

fool and a sweet fool?
Lear
No, lad; teach me.
Fool
That lord that counsell'd thee

To give away thy land,

Come place him here by me-

Do thou for him stand.

The sweet and bitter fool

Will presently appear;

The one in motley here,

The other found out there.
Lear
Dost thou call me fool, boy?
Fool
All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast

born with.
Earl of Kent
This is not altogether fool, my lord.
Fool
No, faith; lords and great men will not let me. If I had a

monopoly out, they would have part on't. And ladies too, they

will not let me have all the fool to myself; they'll be

snatching. Give me an egg, nuncle, and I'll give thee two

crowns.
Lear
What two crowns shall they be?
Fool
Why, after I have cut the egg i' th' middle and eat up the

meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i'

th' middle and gav'st away both parts, thou bor'st thine ass on

thy back o'er the dirt. Thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown

when thou gav'st thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in

this, let him be whipp'd that first finds it so.

[Sings] Fools had ne'er less grace in a year,

For wise men are grown foppish;

They know not how their wits to wear,

Their manners are so apish.
Lear
When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
Fool
I have us'd it, nuncle, ever since thou mad'st thy daughters

thy mother; for when thou gav'st them the rod, and put'st down

thine own breeches,

[Sings] Then they for sudden joy did weep,

And I for sorrow sung,

That such a king should play bo-peep

And go the fools among.

Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to

lie. I would fain learn to lie.
Lear
An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipp'd.
Fool
I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me

whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying;

and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace. I had rather be

any kind o' thing than a fool! And yet I would not be thee,

nuncle. Thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides and left nothing

i' th' middle. Here comes one o' the parings.
Enter Goneril.
Lear
How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks you

are too much o' late i' th' frown.
Fool
Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for

her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure. I am better

than thou art now: I am a fool, thou art nothing.

[To Goneril] Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue. So your face

bids me, though you say nothing. Mum, mum!

He that keeps nor crust nor crum,

Weary of all, shall want some.-

[Points at Lear] That's a sheal'd peascod.
Goneril
Not only, sir, this your all-licens'd fool,

But other of your insolent retinue

Do hourly carp and quarrel, breaking forth

In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir,

I had thought, by making this well known unto you,

To have found a safe redress, but now grow fearful,

By what yourself, too, late have spoke and done,

That you protect this course, and put it on

By your allowance; which if you should, the fault

Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,

Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,

Might in their working do you that offence

Which else were shame, that then necessity

Must call discreet proceeding.
Fool
For you know, nuncle,

The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long

That it had it head bit off by it young.

So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
Lear
Are you our daughter?
Goneril
Come, sir,

I would you would make use of that good wisdom

Whereof I know you are fraught, and put away

These dispositions that of late transform you

From what you rightly are.
Fool
May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?

Whoop, Jug, I love thee!
Lear
Doth any here know me? This is not Lear.

Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?

Either his notion weakens, his discernings

Are lethargied- Ha! waking? 'Tis not so!

Who is it that can tell me who I am?
Fool
Lear's shadow.
Lear
I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty,

Knowledge, and reason, I should be false persuaded

I had daughters.
Fool
Which they will make an obedient father.
Lear
Your name, fair gentlewoman?
Goneril
This admiration, sir, is much o' th' savour

Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you

To understand my purposes aright.

As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.

Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;

Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold

That this our court, infected with their manners,

Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust

Make it more like a tavern or a brothel

Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak

For instant remedy. Be then desir'd

By her that else will take the thing she begs

A little to disquantity your train,

And the remainder that shall still depend

To be such men as may besort your age,

Which know themselves, and you.
Lear
Darkness and devils!

Saddle my horses! Call my train together!

Degenerate bastard, I'll not trouble thee;

Yet have I left a daughter.
Goneril
You strike my people, and your disorder'd rabble

Make servants of their betters.
Enter Albany.
Lear
Woe that too late repents!- O, sir, are you come?

Is it your will? Speak, sir!- Prepare my horses.

Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,

More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child

Than the sea-monster!
Duke of Albany
Pray, sir, be patient.
Lear
[to Goneril] Detested kite, thou liest!

My train are men of choice and rarest parts,

That all particulars of duty know

And in the most exact regard support

The worships of their name.- O most small fault,

How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!

Which, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature

From the fix'd place; drew from my heart all love

And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!

Beat at this gate that let thy folly in [Strikes his head.]

And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people.
Duke of Albany
My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant

Of what hath mov'd you.
Lear
It may be so, my lord.

Hear, Nature, hear! dear goddess, hear!

Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend

To make this creature fruitful.

Into her womb convey sterility;

Dry up in her the organs of increase;

And from her derogate body never spring

A babe to honour her! If she must teem,

Create her child of spleen, that it may live

And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her.

Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth,

With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks,

Turn all her mother's pains and benefits

To laughter and contempt, that she may feel

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is

To have a thankless child! Away, away! Exit.
Duke of Albany
Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
Goneril
Never afflict yourself to know the cause;

But let his disposition have that scope

That dotage gives it.
Enter Lear.
Lear
What, fifty of my followers at a clap?

Within a fortnight?
Duke of Albany
What's the matter, sir?
Lear
I'll tell thee. [To Goneril] Life and death! I am asham'd

That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;

That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,

Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!

Th' untented woundings of a father's curse

Pierce every sense about thee!- Old fond eyes,

Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck ye out,

And cast you, with the waters that you lose,

To temper clay. Yea, is it come to this?

Let it be so. Yet have I left a daughter,

Who I am sure is kind and comfortable.

When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails

She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find

That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think

I have cast off for ever; thou shalt, I warrant thee.
Exeunt [Lear, Kent, and Attendants].
Goneril
Do you mark that, my lord?
Duke of Albany
I cannot be so partial, Goneril,

To the great love I bear you--
Goneril
Pray you, content.- What, Oswald, ho!

[To the Fool] You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master!
Fool
Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry! Take the fool with thee.

A fox when one has caught her,

And such a daughter,

Should sure to the slaughter,

If my cap would buy a halter.

So the fool follows after. Exit.
Goneril
This man hath had good counsel! A hundred knights?

'Tis politic and safe to let him keep

At point a hundred knights; yes, that on every dream,

Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,

He may enguard his dotage with their pow'rs

And hold our lives in mercy.- Oswald, I say!
Duke of Albany
Well, you may fear too far.
Goneril
Safer than trust too far.

Let me still take away the harms I fear,

Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart.

What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister.

If she sustain him and his hundred knights,

When I have show'd th' unfitness- [Enter [Oswald the] Steward.]

How now, Oswald?

What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
Oswald
Yes, madam.
Goneril
Take you some company, and away to horse!

Inform her full of my particular fear,

And thereto add such reasons of your own

As may compact it more. Get you gone,

And hasten your return. [Exit Oswald.] No, no, my lord!

This milky gentleness and course of yours,

Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon,

You are much more at task for want of wisdom

Than prais'd for harmful mildness.
Duke of Albany
How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell.

Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.
Goneril
Nay then-
Duke of Albany
Well, well; th' event. Exeunt.

Act 1, Scene 5 — Court before the Duke of Albany’s Palace. Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool.

Lear
Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint my

daughter no further with anything you know than comes from her

demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I

shall be there afore you.
Earl of Kent
I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter. Exit.
Fool
If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger of

kibes?
Lear
Ay, boy.
Fool
Then I prithee be merry. Thy wit shall ne'er go slip-shod.
Lear
Ha, ha, ha!
Fool
Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though

she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can tell

what I can tell.
Lear
What canst tell, boy?
Fool
She'll taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou

canst tell why one's nose stands i' th' middle on's face?
Lear
No.
Fool
Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose, that what a

man cannot smell out, 'a may spy into.
Lear
I did her wrong.
Fool
Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
Lear
No.
Fool
Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
Lear
Why?
Fool
Why, to put's head in; not to give it away to his daughters,

and leave his horns without a case.
Lear
I will forget my nature. So kind a father!- Be my horses

ready?
Fool
Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven stars

are no moe than seven is a pretty reason.
Lear
Because they are not eight?
Fool
Yes indeed. Thou wouldst make a good fool.
Lear
To tak't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!
Fool
If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for being

old before thy time.
Lear
How's that?
Fool
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Lear
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!

Keep me in temper; I would not be mad! [Enter a Gentleman.]

How now? Are the horses ready?
Gentleman
Ready, my lord.
Lear
Come, boy.
Fool
She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure,

Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter
Exeunt.

Act 2, Scene 1 — A court within the Castle of the Earl of Gloucester.

Enter [Edmund the] Bastard and Curan, meeting.
Edmund
Save thee, Curan.
Curan
And you, sir. I have been with your father, and given him

notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his Duchess will be

here with him this night.
Edmund
How comes that?
Curan
Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news abroad- I mean the

whisper'd ones, for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments?
Edmund
Not I. Pray you, what are they?
Curan
Have you heard of no likely wars toward 'twixt the two Dukes

of Cornwall and Albany?
Edmund
Not a word.
Curan
You may do, then, in time. Fare you well, sir. Exit.
Edmund
The Duke be here to-night? The better! best!

This weaves itself perforce into my business.

My father hath set guard to take my brother;

And I have one thing, of a queasy question,

Which I must act. Briefness and fortune, work!

Brother, a word! Descend! Brother, I say!

[Enter Edgar.]

My father watches. O sir, fly this place!

Intelligence is given where you are hid.

You have now the good advantage of the night.

Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall?

He's coming hither; now, i' th' night, i' th' haste,

And Regan with him. Have you nothing said

Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany?

Advise yourself.
Edgar
I am sure on't, not a word.
Edmund
I hear my father coming. Pardon me!

In cunning I must draw my sword upon you.

Draw, seem to defend yourself; now quit you well.-

Yield! Come before my father. Light, ho, here!

Fly, brother.- Torches, torches!- So farewell.

[Exit Edgar.]

Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion

Of my more fierce endeavour. [Stabs his arm.] I have seen

drunkards

Do more than this in sport.- Father, father!-

Stop, stop! No help?
Enter Gloucester, and Servants with torches.
Earl of Glouchester
Now, Edmund, where's the villain?
Edmund
Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out,

Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon

To stand 's auspicious mistress.
Earl of Glouchester
But where is he?
Edmund
Look, sir, I bleed.
Earl of Glouchester
Where is the villain, Edmund?
Edmund
Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could-
Earl of Glouchester
Pursue him, ho! Go after. [Exeunt some Servants].

By no means what?
Edmund
Persuade me to the murther of your lordship;

But that I told him the revenging gods

'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend;

Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond

The child was bound to th' father- sir, in fine,

Seeing how loathly opposite I stood

To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion

With his prepared sword he charges home

My unprovided body, lanch'd mine arm;

But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits,

Bold in the quarrel's right, rous'd to th' encounter,

Or whether gasted by the noise I made,

Full suddenly he fled.
Earl of Glouchester
Let him fly far.

Not in this land shall he remain uncaught;

And found- dispatch. The noble Duke my master,

My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night.

By his authority I will proclaim it

That he which find, him shall deserve our thanks,

Bringing the murderous caitiff to the stake;

He that conceals him, death.
Edmund
When I dissuaded him from his intent

And found him pight to do it, with curst speech

I threaten'd to discover him. He replied,

'Thou unpossessing bastard, dost thou think,

If I would stand against thee, would the reposal

Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee

Make thy words faith'd? No. What I should deny

(As this I would; ay, though thou didst produce

My very character), I'ld turn it all

To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practice;

And thou must make a dullard of the world,

If they not thought the profits of my death

Were very pregnant and potential spurs

To make thee seek it.'
Earl of Glouchester
Strong and fast'ned villain!

Would he deny his letter? I never got him.

[Tucket within.]

Hark, the Duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes.

All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not scape;

The Duke must grant me that. Besides, his picture

I will send far and near, that all the kingdom

May have due note of him, and of my land,

Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means

To make thee capable.
Enter Cornwall, Regan, and Attendants.
Duke of Cornwall
How now, my noble friend? Since I came hither

(Which I can call but now) I have heard strange news.
Regan
If it be true, all vengeance comes too short

Which can pursue th' offender. How dost, my lord?
Earl of Glouchester
O madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd!
Regan
What, did my father's godson seek your life?

He whom my father nam'd? Your Edgar?
Earl of Glouchester
O lady, lady, shame would have it hid!
Regan
Was he not companion with the riotous knights

That tend upon my father?
Earl of Glouchester
I know not, madam. 'Tis too bad, too bad!
Edmund
Yes, madam, he was of that consort.
Regan
No marvel then though he were ill affected.

'Tis they have put him on the old man's death,

To have th' expense and waste of his revenues.

I have this present evening from my sister

Been well inform'd of them, and with such cautions

That, if they come to sojourn at my house,

I'll not be there.
Duke of Cornwall
Nor I, assure thee, Regan.

Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father

A childlike office.
Edmund
'Twas my duty, sir.
Earl of Glouchester
He did bewray his practice, and receiv'd

This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him.
Duke of Cornwall
Is he pursued?
Earl of Glouchester
Ay, my good lord.
Duke of Cornwall
If he be taken, he shall never more

Be fear'd of doing harm. Make your own purpose,

How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund,

Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant

So much commend itself, you shall be ours.

Natures of such deep trust we shall much need;

You we first seize on.
Edmund
I shall serve you, sir,

Truly, however else.
Earl of Glouchester
For him I thank your Grace.
Duke of Cornwall
You know not why we came to visit you-
Regan
Thus out of season, threading dark-ey'd night.

Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some poise,

Wherein we must have use of your advice.

Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister,

Of differences, which I best thought it fit

To answer from our home. The several messengers

From hence attend dispatch. Our good old friend,

Lay comforts to your bosom, and bestow

Your needful counsel to our business,

Which craves the instant use.
Earl of Glouchester
I serve you, madam.

Your Graces are right welcome.
Exeunt. Flourish.

Act 2, Scene 2 — Before Gloucester’s Castle. Enter Kent and [Oswald the] Steward, severally.

Oswald
Good dawning to thee, friend. Art of this house?
Earl of Kent
Ay.
Oswald
Where may we set our horses?
Earl of Kent
I' th' mire.
Oswald
Prithee, if thou lov'st me, tell me.
Earl of Kent
I love thee not.
Oswald
Why then, I care not for thee.
Earl of Kent
If I had thee in Lipsbury Pinfold, I would make thee care for

me.
Oswald
Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.
Earl of Kent
Fellow, I know thee.
Oswald
What dost thou know me for?
Earl of Kent
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud,

shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,

worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson,

glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue;

one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of

good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave,

beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch;

one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the

least syllable of thy addition.
Oswald
Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one

that's neither known of thee nor knows thee!
Earl of Kent
What a brazen-fac'd varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest me!

Is it two days ago since I beat thee and tripp'd up thy heels

before the King? [Draws his sword.] Draw, you rogue! for, though

it be night, yet the moon shines. I'll make a sop o' th'

moonshine o' you. Draw, you whoreson cullionly barbermonger!

draw!
Oswald
Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
Earl of Kent
Draw, you rascal! You come with letters against the King, and

take Vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her father.

Draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks! Draw, you

rascal! Come your ways!
Oswald
Help, ho! murther! help!
Earl of Kent
Strike, you slave! Stand, rogue! Stand, you neat slave!

Strike! [Beats him.]
Oswald
Help, ho! murther! murther!
Enter Edmund, with his rapier drawn, Gloucester, Cornwall, Regan, Servants.
Edmund
How now? What's the matter? Parts [them].
Earl of Kent
With you, goodman boy, an you please! Come, I'll flesh ye!

Come on, young master!
Earl of Glouchester
Weapons? arms? What's the matter here?
Duke of Cornwall
Keep peace, upon your lives!

He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?
Regan
The messengers from our sister and the King
Duke of Cornwall
What is your difference? Speak.
Oswald
I am scarce in breath, my lord.
Earl of Kent
No marvel, you have so bestirr'd your valour. You cowardly

rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee.
Duke of Cornwall
Thou art a strange fellow. A tailor make a man?
Earl of Kent
Ay, a tailor, sir. A stonecutter or a painter could not have

made him so ill, though he had been but two hours at the trade.
Duke of Cornwall
Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
Oswald
This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spar'd

At suit of his grey beard-
Earl of Kent
Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if

you'll give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into

mortar and daub the walls of a jakes with him. 'Spare my grey

beard,' you wagtail?
Duke of Cornwall
Peace, sirrah!

You beastly knave, know you no reverence?
Earl of Kent
Yes, sir, but anger hath a privilege.
Duke of Cornwall
Why art thou angry?
Earl of Kent
That such a slave as this should wear a sword,

Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these,

Like rats, oft bite the holy cords atwain

Which are too intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion

That in the natures of their lords rebel,

Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;

Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks

With every gale and vary of their masters,

Knowing naught (like dogs) but following.

A plague upon your epileptic visage!

Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?

Goose, an I had you upon Sarum Plain,

I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot.
Duke of Cornwall
What, art thou mad, old fellow?
Earl of Glouchester
How fell you out? Say that.
Earl of Kent
No contraries hold more antipathy

Than I and such a knave.
Duke of Cornwall
Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?
Earl of Kent
His countenance likes me not.
Duke of Cornwall
No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers.
Earl of Kent
Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain.

I have seen better faces in my time

Than stands on any shoulder that I see

Before me at this instant.
Duke of Cornwall
This is some fellow

Who, having been prais'd for bluntness, doth affect

A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb

Quite from his nature. He cannot flatter, he!

An honest mind and plain- he must speak truth!

An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain.

These kind of knaves I know which in this plainness

Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends

Than twenty silly-ducking observants

That stretch their duties nicely.
Earl of Kent
Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity,

Under th' allowance of your great aspect,

Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire

On flickering Phoebus' front-
Duke of Cornwall
What mean'st by this?
Earl of Kent
To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I

know, sir, I am no flatterer. He that beguil'd you in a plain

accent was a plain knave, which, for my part, I will not be,

though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to't.
Duke of Cornwall
What was th' offence you gave him?
Oswald
I never gave him any.

It pleas'd the King his master very late

To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;

When he, conjunct, and flattering his displeasure,

Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd

And put upon him such a deal of man

That worthied him, got praises of the King

For him attempting who was self-subdu'd;

And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit,

Drew on me here again.
Earl of Kent
None of these rogues and cowards

But Ajax is their fool.
Duke of Cornwall
Fetch forth the stocks!

You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart,

We'll teach you-
Earl of Kent
Sir, I am too old to learn.

Call not your stocks for me. I serve the King;

On whose employment I was sent to you.

You shall do small respect, show too bold malice

Against the grace and person of my master,

Stocking his messenger.
Duke of Cornwall
Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,

There shall he sit till noon.
Regan
Till noon? Till night, my lord, and all night too!
Earl of Kent
Why, madam, if I were your father's dog,

You should not use me so.
Regan
Sir, being his knave, I will.
Duke of Cornwall
This is a fellow of the selfsame colour

Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!
Stocks brought out.
Earl of Glouchester
Let me beseech your Grace not to do so.

His fault is much, and the good King his master

Will check him for't. Your purpos'd low correction

Is such as basest and contemn'dest wretches

For pilf'rings and most common trespasses

Are punish'd with. The King must take it ill

That he, so slightly valued in his messenger,

Should have him thus restrain'd.
Duke of Cornwall
I'll answer that.
Regan
My sister may receive it much more worse,

To have her gentleman abus'd, assaulted,

For following her affairs. Put in his legs.-

[Kent is put in the stocks.]

Come, my good lord, away.
Exeunt [all but Gloucester and Kent].
Earl of Glouchester
I am sorry for thee, friend. 'Tis the Duke's pleasure,

Whose disposition, all the world well knows,

Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd. I'll entreat for thee.
Earl of Kent
Pray do not, sir. I have watch'd and travell'd hard.

Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle.

A good man's fortune may grow out at heels.

Give you good morrow!
Earl of Glouchester
The Duke 's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken. Exit.
Earl of Kent
Good King, that must approve the common saw,

Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st

To the warm sun!

Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,

That by thy comfortable beams I may

Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles

But misery. I know 'tis from Cordelia,

Who hath most fortunately been inform'd

Of my obscured course- and [reads] 'shall find time

From this enormous state, seeking to give

Losses their remedies'- All weary and o'erwatch'd,

Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold

This shameful lodging.

Fortune, good night; smile once more, turn thy wheel.
Sleeps.

Act 2, Scene 3 — The open country.

Enter Edgar.
Edgar
I heard myself proclaim'd,

And by the happy hollow of a tree

Escap'd the hunt. No port is free, no place

That guard and most unusual vigilance

Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may scape,

I will preserve myself; and am bethought

To take the basest and most poorest shape

That ever penury, in contempt of man,

Brought near to beast. My face I'll grime with filth,

Blanket my loins, elf all my hair in knots,

And with presented nakedness outface

The winds and persecutions of the sky.

The country gives me proof and precedent

Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,

Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms

Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;

And with this horrible object, from low farms,

Poor pelting villages, sheepcotes, and mills,

Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,

Enforce their charity. 'Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!'

That's something yet! Edgar I nothing am. Exit.

Act 2, Scene 4 — Before Gloucester’s Castle; Kent in the stocks.

Enter Lear, Fool, and Gentleman.
Lear
'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,

And not send back my messenger.
Gentleman
As I learn'd,

The night before there was no purpose in them

Of this remove.
Earl of Kent
Hail to thee, noble master!
Lear
Ha!

Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime?
Earl of Kent
No, my lord.
Fool
Ha, ha! look! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the

head, dogs and bears by th' neck, monkeys by th' loins, and men

by th' legs. When a man's over-lusty at legs, then he wears

wooden nether-stocks.
Lear
What's he that hath so much thy place mistook

To set thee here?
Earl of Kent
It is both he and she-

Your son and daughter.
Lear
No.
Earl of Kent
Yes.
Lear
No, I say.
Earl of Kent
I say yea.
Lear
No, no, they would not!
Earl of Kent
Yes, they have.
Lear
By Jupiter, I swear no!
Earl of Kent
By Juno, I swear ay!
Lear
They durst not do't;

They would not, could not do't. 'Tis worse than murther

To do upon respect such violent outrage.

Resolve me with all modest haste which way

Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage,

Coming from us.
Earl of Kent
My lord, when at their home

I did commend your Highness' letters to them,

Ere I was risen from the place that show'd

My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,

Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth

From Goneril his mistress salutations;

Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission,

Which presently they read; on whose contents,

They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse,

Commanded me to follow and attend

The leisure of their answer, gave me cold looks,

And meeting here the other messenger,

Whose welcome I perceiv'd had poison'd mine-

Being the very fellow which of late

Display'd so saucily against your Highness-

Having more man than wit about me, drew.

He rais'd the house with loud and coward cries.

Your son and daughter found this trespass worth

The shame which here it suffers.
Fool
Winter's not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way.

Fathers that wear rags

Do make their children blind;

But fathers that bear bags

Shall see their children kind.

Fortune, that arrant whore,

Ne'er turns the key to th' poor.

But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy

daughters as thou canst tell in a year.
Lear
O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!

Hysterica passio! Down, thou climbing sorrow!

Thy element's below! Where is this daughter?
Earl of Kent
With the Earl, sir, here within.
Lear
Follow me not;

Stay here. Exit.
Gentleman
Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
Earl of Kent
None.

How chance the King comes with so small a number?
Fool
An thou hadst been set i' th' stocks for that question,

thou'dst well deserv'd it.
Earl of Kent
Why, fool?
Fool
We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's no

labouring i' th' winter. All that follow their noses are led by

their eyes but blind men, and there's not a nose among twenty

but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great

wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following

it; but the great one that goes upward, let him draw thee after.

When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again. I

would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.

That sir which serves and seeks for gain,

And follows but for form,

Will pack when it begins to rain

And leave thee in the storm.

But I will tarry; the fool will stay,

And let the wise man fly.

The knave turns fool that runs away;

The fool no knave, perdy.
Earl of Kent
Where learn'd you this, fool?
Fool
Not i' th' stocks, fool.

Enter Lear and Gloucester
Lear
Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?

They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches-

The images of revolt and flying off!

Fetch me a better answer.
Earl of Glouchester
My dear lord,

You know the fiery quality of the Duke,

How unremovable and fix'd he is

In his own course.
Lear
Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!

Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,

I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
Earl of Glouchester
Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.
Lear
Inform'd them? Dost thou understand me, man?
Earl of Glouchester
Ay, my good lord.
Lear
The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father

Would with his daughter speak, commands her service.

Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood!

Fiery? the fiery Duke? Tell the hot Duke that-

No, but not yet! May be he is not well.

Infirmity doth still neglect all office

Whereto our health is bound. We are not ourselves

When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind

To suffer with the body. I'll forbear;

And am fallen out with my more headier will,

To take the indispos'd and sickly fit

For the sound man.- Death on my state! Wherefore

Should he sit here? This act persuades me

That this remotion of the Duke and her

Is practice only. Give me my servant forth.

Go tell the Duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them-

Now, presently. Bid them come forth and hear me,

Or at their chamber door I'll beat the drum

Till it cry sleep to death.
Earl of Glouchester
I would have all well betwixt you. Exit.
Lear
O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down!
Fool
Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she

put 'em i' th' paste alive. She knapp'd 'em o' th' coxcombs with

a stick and cried 'Down, wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that,

in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.
Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, Servants.
Lear
Good morrow to you both.
Duke of Cornwall
Hail to your Grace!
Kent here set at liberty.
Regan
I am glad to see your Highness.
Lear
Regan, I think you are; I know what reason

I have to think so. If thou shouldst not be glad,

I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,

Sepulchring an adultress. [To Kent] O, are you free?

Some other time for that.- Beloved Regan,

Thy sister's naught. O Regan, she hath tied

Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here!

[Lays his hand on his heart.]

I can scarce speak to thee. Thou'lt not believe

With how deprav'd a quality- O Regan!
Regan
I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope

You less know how to value her desert

Than she to scant her duty.
Lear
Say, how is that?
Regan
I cannot think my sister in the least

Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance

She have restrain'd the riots of your followers,

'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,

As clears her from all blame.
Lear
My curses on her!
Regan
O, sir, you are old!

Nature in you stands on the very verge

Of her confine. You should be rul'd, and led

By some discretion that discerns your state

Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you

That to our sister you do make return;

Say you have wrong'd her, sir.
Lear
Ask her forgiveness?

Do you but mark how this becomes the house:

'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old. [Kneels.]

Age is unnecessary. On my knees I beg

That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'
Regan
Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks.

Return you to my sister.
Lear
[rises] Never, Regan!

She hath abated me of half my train;

Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,

Most serpent-like, upon the very heart.

All the stor'd vengeances of heaven fall

On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,

You taking airs, with lameness!
Duke of Cornwall
Fie, sir, fie!
Lear
You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames

Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,

You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the pow'rful sun,

To fall and blast her pride!
Regan
O the blest gods! so will you wish on me

When the rash mood is on.
Lear
No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse.

Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give

Thee o'er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine

Do comfort, and not burn. 'Tis not in thee

To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,

To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,

And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt

Against my coming in. Thou better know'st

The offices of nature, bond of childhood,

Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude.

Thy half o' th' kingdom hast thou not forgot,

Wherein I thee endow'd.
Regan
Good sir, to th' purpose.
Tucket within.
Lear
Who put my man i' th' stocks?
Duke of Cornwall
What trumpet's that?
Regan
I know't- my sister's. This approves her letter,

That she would soon be here.

[Enter [Oswald the] Steward.]

Is your lady come?
Lear
This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed pride

Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.

Out, varlet, from my sight!
Duke of Cornwall
What means your Grace?
Enter Goneril.
Lear
Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope

Thou didst not know on't.- Who comes here? O heavens!

If you do love old men, if your sweet sway

Allow obedience- if yourselves are old,

Make it your cause! Send down, and take my part!

[To Goneril] Art not asham'd to look upon this beard?-

O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
Goneril
Why not by th' hand, sir? How have I offended?

All's not offence that indiscretion finds

And dotage terms so.
Lear
O sides, you are too tough!

Will you yet hold? How came my man i' th' stocks?
Duke of Cornwall
I set him there, sir; but his own disorders

Deserv'd much less advancement.
Lear
You? Did you?
Regan
I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.

If, till the expiration of your month,

You will return and sojourn with my sister,

Dismissing half your train, come then to me.

I am now from home, and out of that provision

Which shall be needful for your entertainment.
Lear
Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?

No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose

To wage against the enmity o' th' air,

To be a comrade with the wolf and owl-

Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?

Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took

Our youngest born, I could as well be brought

To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg

To keep base life afoot. Return with her?

Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter

To this detested groom. [Points at Oswald.]
Goneril
At your choice, sir.
Lear
I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad.

I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell.

We'll no more meet, no more see one another.

But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;

Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,

Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil,

A plague sore, an embossed carbuncle

In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee.

Let shame come when it will, I do not call it.

I do not bid the Thunder-bearer shoot

Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove.

Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure;

I can be patient, I can stay with Regan,

I and my hundred knights.
Regan
Not altogether so.

I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided

For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;

For those that mingle reason with your passion

Must be content to think you old, and so-

But she knows what she does.
Lear
Is this well spoken?
Regan
I dare avouch it, sir. What, fifty followers?

Is it not well? What should you need of more?

Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger

Speak 'gainst so great a number? How in one house

Should many people, under two commands,

Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.
Goneril
Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance

From those that she calls servants, or from mine?
Regan
Why not, my lord? If then they chanc'd to slack ye,

We could control them. If you will come to me

(For now I spy a danger), I entreat you

To bring but five-and-twenty. To no more

Will I give place or notice.
Lear
I gave you all-
Regan
And in good time you gave it!
Lear
Made you my guardians, my depositaries;

But kept a reservation to be followed

With such a number. What, must I come to you

With five-and-twenty, Regan? Said you so?
Regan
And speak't again my lord. No more with me.
Lear
Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd

When others are more wicked; not being the worst

Stands in some rank of praise. [To Goneril] I'll go with thee.

Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty,

And thou art twice her love.
Goneril
Hear, me, my lord.

What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five,

To follow in a house where twice so many

Have a command to tend you?
Regan
What need one?
Lear
O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars

Are in the poorest thing superfluous.

Allow not nature more than nature needs,

Man's life is cheap as beast's. Thou art a lady:

If only to go warm were gorgeous,

Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st

Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need-

You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!

You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,

As full of grief as age; wretched in both.

If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts

Against their father, fool me not so much

To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,

And let not women's weapons, water drops,

Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags!

I will have such revenges on you both

That all the world shall- I will do such things-

What they are yet, I know not; but they shall be

The terrors of the earth! You think I'll weep.

No, I'll not weep.

I have full cause of weeping, but this heart

Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws

Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
Exeunt Lear, Gloucester, Kent, and Fool. Storm and tempest.
Duke of Cornwall
Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.
Regan
This house is little; the old man and 's people

Cannot be well bestow'd.
Goneril
'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest

And must needs taste his folly.
Regan
For his particular, I'll receive him gladly,

But not one follower.
Goneril
So am I purpos'd.

Where is my Lord of Gloucester?
Duke of Cornwall
Followed the old man forth.

[Enter Gloucester.]

He is return'd.
Earl of Glouchester
The King is in high rage.
Duke of Cornwall
Whither is he going?
Earl of Glouchester
He calls to horse, but will I know not whither.
Duke of Cornwall
'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.
Goneril
My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
Earl of Glouchester
Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds

Do sorely ruffle. For many miles about

There's scarce a bush.
Regan
O, sir, to wilful men

The injuries that they themselves procure

Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors.

He is attended with a desperate train,

And what they may incense him to, being apt

To have his ear abus'd, wisdom bids fear.
Duke of Cornwall
Shut up your doors, my lord: 'tis a wild night.

My Regan counsels well. Come out o' th' storm. [Exeunt.]

Act 3, Scene 1 — A heath. Storm still.

Enter Kent and a Gentleman at several doors.
Earl of Kent
Who's there, besides foul weather?
Gentleman
One minded like the weather, most unquietly.
Earl of Kent
I know you. Where's the King?
Gentleman
Contending with the fretful elements;

Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea,

Or swell the curled waters 'bove the main,

That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,

Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,

Catch in their fury and make nothing of;

Strives in his little world of man to outscorn

The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain.

This night, wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch,

The lion and the belly-pinched wolf

Keep their fur dry, unbonneted he runs,

And bids what will take all.
Earl of Kent
But who is with him?
Gentleman
None but the fool, who labours to outjest

His heart-struck injuries.
Earl of Kent
Sir, I do know you,

And dare upon the warrant of my note

Commend a dear thing to you. There is division

(Although as yet the face of it be cover'd

With mutual cunning) 'twixt Albany and Cornwall;

Who have (as who have not, that their great stars

Thron'd and set high?) servants, who seem no less,

Which are to France the spies and speculations

Intelligent of our state. What hath been seen,

Either in snuffs and packings of the Dukes,

Or the hard rein which both of them have borne

Against the old kind King, or something deeper,

Whereof, perchance, these are but furnishings-

But, true it is, from France there comes a power

Into this scattered kingdom, who already,

Wise in our negligence, have secret feet

In some of our best ports and are at point

To show their open banner. Now to you:

If on my credit you dare build so far

To make your speed to Dover, you shall find

Some that will thank you, making just report

Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow

The King hath cause to plain.

I am a gentleman of blood and breeding,

And from some knowledge and assurance offer

This office to you.
Gentleman
I will talk further with you.
Earl of Kent
No, do not.

For confirmation that I am much more

Than my out-wall, open this purse and take

What it contains. If you shall see Cordelia

(As fear not but you shall), show her this ring,

And she will tell you who your fellow is

That yet you do not know. Fie on this storm!

I will go seek the King.
Gentleman
Give me your hand. Have you no more to say?
Earl of Kent
Few words, but, to effect, more than all yet:

That, when we have found the King (in which your pain

That way, I'll this), he that first lights on him

Holla the other.
Exeunt [severally].

Act 3, Scene 2 — Another part of the heath. Storm still.

Enter Lear and Fool.
Lear
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!

You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout

Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!

You sulph'rous and thought-executing fires,

Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,

Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,

Strike flat the thick rotundity o' th' world,

Crack Nature's moulds, all germains spill at once,

That makes ingrateful man!
Fool
O nuncle, court holy water in a dry house is better than this

rain water out o' door. Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters

blessing! Here's a night pities nether wise men nor fools.
Lear
Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!

Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters.

I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness.

I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,

You owe me no subscription. Then let fall

Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave,

A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.

But yet I call you servile ministers,

That will with two pernicious daughters join

Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head

So old and white as this! O! O! 'tis foul!
Fool
He that has a house to put 's head in has a good head-piece.

The codpiece that will house

Before the head has any,

The head and he shall louse:

So beggars marry many.

The man that makes his toe

What he his heart should make

Shall of a corn cry woe,

And turn his sleep to wake.

For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a

glass.
Enter Kent.
Lear
No, I will be the pattern of all patience;

I will say nothing.
Earl of Kent
Who's there?
Fool
Marry, here's grace and a codpiece; that's a wise man and a

fool.
Earl of Kent
Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night

Love not such nights as these. The wrathful skies

Gallow the very wanderers of the dark

And make them keep their caves. Since I was man,

Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,

Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never

Remember to have heard. Man's nature cannot carry

Th' affliction nor the fear.
Lear
Let the great gods,

That keep this dreadful pudder o'er our heads,

Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch,

That hast within thee undivulged crimes

Unwhipp'd of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand;

Thou perjur'd, and thou simular man of virtue

That art incestuous. Caitiff, in pieces shake

That under covert and convenient seeming

Hast practis'd on man's life. Close pent-up guilts,

Rive your concealing continents, and cry

These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man

More sinn'd against than sinning.
Earl of Kent
Alack, bareheaded?

Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel;

Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest.

Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house

(More harder than the stones whereof 'tis rais'd,

Which even but now, demanding after you,

Denied me to come in) return, and force

Their scanted courtesy.
Lear
My wits begin to turn.

Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold?

I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow?

The art of our necessities is strange,

That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel.

Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart

That's sorry yet for thee.
Fool
[sings]

He that has and a little tiny wit-

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain-

Must make content with his fortunes fit,

For the rain it raineth every day.
Lear
True, my good boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.
Exeunt [Lear and Kent].
Fool
This is a brave night to cool a courtesan. I'll speak a

prophecy ere I go:

When priests are more in word than matter;

When brewers mar their malt with water;

When nobles are their tailors' tutors,

No heretics burn'd, but wenches' suitors;

When every case in law is right,

No squire in debt nor no poor knight;

When slanders do not live in tongues,

Nor cutpurses come not to throngs;

When usurers tell their gold i' th' field,

And bawds and whores do churches build:

Then shall the realm of Albion

Come to great confusion.

Then comes the time, who lives to see't,

That going shall be us'd with feet.

This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time. Exit.

Act 3, Scene 3 — Gloucester’s Castle.

Enter Gloucester and Edmund.
Earl of Glouchester
Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural dealing! When

I desir'd their leave that I might pity him, they took from me

the use of mine own house, charg'd me on pain of perpetual

displeasure neither to speak of him, entreat for him, nor any

way sustain him.
Edmund
Most savage and unnatural!
Earl of Glouchester
Go to; say you nothing. There is division betwixt the Dukes,

and a worse matter than that. I have received a letter this

night- 'tis dangerous to be spoken- I have lock'd the letter in

my closet. These injuries the King now bears will be revenged

home; there's part of a power already footed; we must incline to

the King. I will seek him and privily relieve him. Go you and

maintain talk with the Duke, that my charity be not of him

perceived. If he ask for me, I am ill and gone to bed. Though I

die for't, as no less is threat'ned me, the King my old master

must be relieved. There is some strange thing toward, Edmund.

Pray you be careful. Exit.
Edmund
This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the Duke

Instantly know, and of that letter too.

This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me

That which my father loses- no less than all.

The younger rises when the old doth fall. Exit.

Act 3, Scene 4 — The heath. Before a hovel. Storm still.

Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool.
Earl of Kent
Here is the place, my lord. Good my lord, enter.

The tyranny of the open night 's too rough

For nature to endure.
Lear
Let me alone.
Earl of Kent
Good my lord, enter here.
Lear
Wilt break my heart?
Earl of Kent
I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter.
Lear
Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm

Invades us to the skin. So 'tis to thee;

But where the greater malady is fix'd,

The lesser is scarce felt. Thou'dst shun a bear;

But if thy flight lay toward the raging sea,

Thou'dst meet the bear i' th' mouth. When the mind's free,

The body's delicate. The tempest in my mind

Doth from my senses take all feeling else

Save what beats there. Filial ingratitude!

Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand

For lifting food to't? But I will punish home!

No, I will weep no more. In such a night

To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure.

In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril!

Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all!

O, that way madness lies; let me shun that!

No more of that.
Earl of Kent
Good my lord, enter here.
Lear
Prithee go in thyself; seek thine own ease.

This tempest will not give me leave to ponder

On things would hurt me more. But I'll go in.

[To the Fool] In, boy; go first.- You houseless poverty-

Nay, get thee in. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep. [Exit Fool]

Poor naked wretches, wheresoe'er you are,

That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,

How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,

Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you

From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en

Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp;

Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,

That thou mayst shake the superflux to them

And show the heavens more just.
Edgar
[within] Fathom and half, fathom and half! Poor Tom!
Enter Fool [from the hovel].
Fool
Come not in here, nuncle, here's a spirit. Help me, help me!
Earl of Kent
Give me thy hand. Who's there?
Fool
A spirit, a spirit! He says his name's poor Tom.
Earl of Kent
What art thou that dost grumble there i' th' straw?

Come forth.
Enter Edgar [disguised as a madman].
Edgar
Away! the foul fiend follows me! Through the sharp hawthorn

blows the cold wind. Humh! go to thy cold bed, and warm thee.
Lear
Hast thou given all to thy two daughters, and art thou come

to this?
Edgar
Who gives anything to poor Tom? whom the foul fiend hath led

through fire and through flame, through ford and whirlpool, o'er

bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow and

halters in his pew, set ratsbane by his porridge, made him proud

of heart, to ride on a bay trotting horse over four-inch'd

bridges, to course his own shadow for a traitor. Bless thy five

wits! Tom 's acold. O, do de, do de, do de. Bless thee from

whirlwinds, star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some charity,

whom the foul fiend vexes. There could I have him now- and there-

and there again- and there!
Storm still.
Lear
What, have his daughters brought him to this pass?

Couldst thou save nothing? Didst thou give 'em all?
Fool
Nay, he reserv'd a blanket, else we had been all sham'd.
Lear
Now all the plagues that in the pendulous air

Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters!
Earl of Kent
He hath no daughters, sir.
Lear
Death, traitor! nothing could have subdu'd nature

To such a lowness but his unkind daughters.

Is it the fashion that discarded fathers

Should have thus little mercy on their flesh?

Judicious punishment! 'Twas this flesh begot

Those pelican daughters.
Edgar
Pillicock sat on Pillicock's Hill. 'Allow, 'allow, loo, loo!
Fool
This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
Edgar
Take heed o' th' foul fiend; obey thy parents: keep thy word

justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not

thy sweet heart on proud array. Tom 's acold.
Lear
What hast thou been?
Edgar
A servingman, proud in heart and mind; that curl'd my hair,

wore gloves in my cap; serv'd the lust of my mistress' heart and

did the act of darkness with her; swore as many oaths as I spake

words, and broke them in the sweet face of heaven; one that

slept in the contriving of lust, and wak'd to do it. Wine lov'd

I deeply, dice dearly; and in woman out-paramour'd the Turk.

False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox

in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in prey.

Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks betray

thy poor heart to woman. Keep thy foot out of brothel, thy hand

out of placket, thy pen from lender's book, and defy the foul

fiend. Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind; says

suum, mun, hey, no, nonny. Dolphin my boy, my boy, sessa! let

him trot by.
Storm still.
Lear
Why, thou wert better in thy grave than to answer with thy

uncover'd body this extremity of the skies. Is man no more than

this? Consider him well. Thou ow'st the worm no silk, the beast

no hide, the sheep no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha! Here's three

on's are sophisticated! Thou art the thing itself;

unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, forked

animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings! Come, unbutton

here.
[Tears at his clothes.]
Fool
Prithee, nuncle, be contented! 'Tis a naughty night to swim

in. Now a little fire in a wild field were like an old lecher's

heart- a small spark, all the rest on's body cold. Look, here

comes a walking fire.
Enter Gloucester with a torch.
Edgar
This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet. He begins at curfew,

and walks till the first cock. He gives the web and the pin,

squints the eye, and makes the harelip; mildews the white wheat,

and hurts the poor creature of earth.

Saint Withold footed thrice the 'old;

He met the nightmare, and her nine fold;

Bid her alight

And her troth plight,

And aroint thee, witch, aroint thee!
Earl of Kent
How fares your Grace?
Lear
What's he?
Earl of Kent
Who's there? What is't you seek?
Earl of Glouchester
What are you there? Your names?
Edgar
Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the todpole,

the wall-newt and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when

the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets, swallows the

old rat and the ditch-dog, drinks the green mantle of the

standing pool; who is whipp'd from tithing to tithing, and

stock-punish'd and imprison'd; who hath had three suits to his

back, six shirts to his body, horse to ride, and weapons to

wear;

But mice and rats, and such small deer,

Have been Tom's food for seven long year.

Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin! peace, thou fiend!
Earl of Glouchester
What, hath your Grace no better company?
Edgar
The prince of darkness is a gentleman!

Modo he's call'd, and Mahu.
Earl of Glouchester
Our flesh and blood is grown so vile, my lord,

That it doth hate what gets it.
Edgar
Poor Tom 's acold.
Earl of Glouchester
Go in with me. My duty cannot suffer

T' obey in all your daughters' hard commands.

Though their injunction be to bar my doors

And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you,

Yet have I ventur'd to come seek you out

And bring you where both fire and food is ready.
Lear
First let me talk with this philosopher.

What is the cause of thunder?
Earl of Kent
Good my lord, take his offer; go into th' house.
Lear
I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban.

What is your study?
Edgar
How to prevent the fiend and to kill vermin.
Lear
Let me ask you one word in private.
Earl of Kent
Importune him once more to go, my lord.

His wits begin t' unsettle.
Earl of Glouchester
Canst thou blame him? [Storm still.]

His daughters seek his death. Ah, that good Kent!

He said it would be thus- poor banish'd man!

Thou say'st the King grows mad: I'll tell thee, friend,

I am almost mad myself. I had a son,

Now outlaw'd from my blood. He sought my life

But lately, very late. I lov'd him, friend-

No father his son dearer. True to tell thee,

The grief hath craz'd my wits. What a night 's this!

I do beseech your Grace-
Lear
O, cry you mercy, sir.

Noble philosopher, your company.
Edgar
Tom's acold.
Earl of Glouchester
In, fellow, there, into th' hovel; keep thee warm.
Lear
Come, let's in all.
Earl of Kent
This way, my lord.
Lear
With him!

I will keep still with my philosopher.
Earl of Kent
Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow.
Earl of Glouchester
Take him you on.
Earl of Kent
Sirrah, come on; go along with us.
Lear
Come, good Athenian.
Earl of Glouchester
No words, no words! hush.
Edgar
Child Rowland to the dark tower came;

His word was still

Fie, foh, and fum!

I smell the blood of a British man.
Exeunt.

Act 3, Scene 5 — Gloucester’s Castle.

Enter Cornwall and Edmund.
Duke of Cornwall
I will have my revenge ere I depart his house.
Edmund
How, my lord, I may be censured, that nature thus gives way to

loyalty, something fears me to think of.
Duke of Cornwall
I now perceive it was not altogether your brother's evil

disposition made him seek his death; but a provoking merit, set

awork by a reproveable badness in himself.
Edmund
How malicious is my fortune that I must repent to be just!

This is the letter he spoke of, which approves him an

intelligent party to the advantages of France. O heavens! that

this treason were not- or not I the detector!
Duke of Cornwall
Go with me to the Duchess.
Edmund
If the matter of this paper be certain, you have mighty

business in hand.
Duke of Cornwall
True or false, it hath made thee Earl of Gloucester.

Seek out where thy father is, that he may be ready for our

apprehension.
Edmund
[aside] If I find him comforting the King, it will stuff his

suspicion more fully.- I will persever in my course of loyalty,

though the conflict be sore between that and my blood.
Duke of Cornwall
I will lay trust upon thee, and thou shalt find a dearer

father in my love.
Exeunt.

Act 3, Scene 6 — A farmhouse near Gloucester’s Castle.

Enter Gloucester, Lear, Kent, Fool, and Edgar.
Earl of Glouchester
Here is better than the open air; take it thankfully. I will

piece out the comfort with what addition I can. I will not be

long from you.
Earl of Kent
All the power of his wits have given way to his impatience.

The gods reward your kindness!
Exit [Gloucester].
Edgar
Frateretto calls me, and tells me Nero is an angler in the

lake of darkness. Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.
Fool
Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a gentleman or a

yeoman.
Lear
A king, a king!
Fool
No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son; for he's a

mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him.
Lear
To have a thousand with red burning spits

Come hizzing in upon 'em-
Edgar
The foul fiend bites my back.
Fool
He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a horse's

health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath.
Lear
It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.

[To Edgar] Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer.

[To the Fool] Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she-foxes!
Edgar
Look, where he stands and glares! Want'st thou eyes at trial,

madam?

Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me.
Fool
Her boat hath a leak,

And she must not speak

Why she dares not come over to thee.
Edgar
The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a nightingale.

Hoppedance cries in Tom's belly for two white herring. Croak

not, black angel; I have no food for thee.
Earl of Kent
How do you, sir? Stand you not so amaz'd.

Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?
Lear
I'll see their trial first. Bring in their evidence.

[To Edgar] Thou, robed man of justice, take thy place.

[To the Fool] And thou, his yokefellow of equity,

Bench by his side. [To Kent] You are o' th' commission,

Sit you too.
Edgar
Let us deal justly.

Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd?

Thy sheep be in the corn;

And for one blast of thy minikin mouth

Thy sheep shall take no harm.

Purr! the cat is gray.
Lear
Arraign her first. 'Tis Goneril. I here take my oath before

this honourable assembly, she kicked the poor King her father.
Fool
Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?
Lear
She cannot deny it.
Fool
Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.
Lear
And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim

What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!

Arms, arms! sword! fire! Corruption in the place!

False justicer, why hast thou let her scape?
Edgar
Bless thy five wits!
Earl of Kent
O pity! Sir, where is the patience now

That you so oft have boasted to retain?
Edgar
[aside] My tears begin to take his part so much

They'll mar my counterfeiting.
Lear
The little dogs and all,

Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me.
Edgar
Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs!

Be thy mouth or black or white,

Tooth that poisons if it bite;

Mastiff, greyhound, mongrel grim,

Hound or spaniel, brach or lym,

Bobtail tyke or trundle-tail-

Tom will make them weep and wail;

For, with throwing thus my head,

Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled.

Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and fairs and market

towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.
Lear
Then let them anatomize Regan. See what breeds about her

heart. Is there any cause in nature that makes these hard

hearts? [To Edgar] You, sir- I entertain you for one of my

hundred; only I do not like the fashion of your garments. You'll

say they are Persian attire; but let them be chang'd.
Earl of Kent
Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.
Lear
Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains.

So, so, so. We'll go to supper i' th' morning. So, so, so.
Fool
And I'll go to bed at noon.
Enter Gloucester.
Earl of Glouchester
Come hither, friend. Where is the King my master?
Earl of Kent
Here, sir; but trouble him not; his wits are gone.
Earl of Glouchester
Good friend, I prithee take him in thy arms.

I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him.

There is a litter ready; lay him in't

And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet

Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master.

If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life,

With thine, and all that offer to defend him,

Stand in assured loss. Take up, take up!

And follow me, that will to some provision

Give thee quick conduct.
Earl of Kent
Oppressed nature sleeps.

This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses,

Which, if convenience will not allow,

Stand in hard cure. [To the Fool] Come, help to bear thy master.

Thou must not stay behind.
Earl of Glouchester
Come, come, away!
Exeunt [all but Edgar].
Edgar
When we our betters see bearing our woes,

We scarcely think our miseries our foes.

Who alone suffers suffers most i' th' mind,

Leaving free things and happy shows behind;

But then the mind much sufferance doth o'erskip

When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.

How light and portable my pain seems now,

When that which makes me bend makes the King bow,

He childed as I fathered! Tom, away!

Mark the high noises, and thyself bewray

When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee,

In thy just proof repeals and reconciles thee.

What will hap more to-night, safe scape the King!

Lurk, lurk. [Exit.]

Act 3, Scene 7 — Gloucester’s Castle. Enter Cornwall, Regan, Goneril, [Edmund the] Bastard, and Servants.

Duke of Cornwall
[to Goneril] Post speedily to my lord your husband, show him

this letter. The army of France is landed.- Seek out the traitor

Gloucester.
[Exeunt some of the Servants.]
Regan
Hang him instantly.
Goneril
Pluck out his eyes.
Duke of Cornwall
Leave him to my displeasure. Edmund, keep you our sister

company. The revenges we are bound to take upon your traitorous

father are not fit for your beholding. Advise the Duke where you

are going, to a most festinate preparation. We are bound to the

like. Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us.

Farewell, dear sister; farewell, my Lord of Gloucester. [Enter Oswald the Steward.]

How now? Where's the King?
Oswald
My Lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence.

Some five or six and thirty of his knights,

Hot questrists after him, met him at gate;

Who, with some other of the lord's dependants,

Are gone with him towards Dover, where they boast

To have well-armed friends.
Duke of Cornwall
Get horses for your mistress.
Goneril
Farewell, sweet lord, and sister.
Duke of Cornwall
Edmund, farewell. [Exeunt Goneril, Edmund, and Oswald.]

Go seek the traitor Gloucester,

Pinion him like a thief, bring him before us. [Exeunt other Servants.]

Though well we may not pass upon his life

Without the form of justice, yet our power

Shall do a court'sy to our wrath, which men

May blame, but not control. [Enter Gloucester, brought in by two or three.]

Who's there? the traitor?
Regan
Ingrateful fox! 'tis he.
Duke of Cornwall
Bind fast his corky arms.
Earl of Glouchester
What mean, your Graces? Good my friends, consider

You are my guests. Do me no foul play, friends.
Duke of Cornwall
Bind him, I say.
[Servants bind him.]
Regan
Hard, hard. O filthy traitor!
Earl of Glouchester
Unmerciful lady as you are, I am none.
Duke of Cornwall
To this chair bind him. Villain, thou shalt find-
[Regan plucks his beard.]
Earl of Glouchester
By the kind gods, 'tis most ignobly done

To pluck me by the beard.
Regan
So white, and such a traitor!
Earl of Glouchester
Naughty lady,

These hairs which thou dost ravish from my chin

Will quicken, and accuse thee. I am your host.

With robber's hands my hospitable favours

You should not ruffle thus. What will you do?
Duke of Cornwall
Come, sir, what letters had you late from France?
Regan
Be simple-answer'd, for we know the truth.
Duke of Cornwall
And what confederacy have you with the traitors

Late footed in the kingdom?
Regan
To whose hands have you sent the lunatic King?

Speak.
Earl of Glouchester
I have a letter guessingly set down,

Which came from one that's of a neutral heart,

And not from one oppos'd.
Duke of Cornwall
Cunning.
Regan
And false.
Duke of Cornwall
Where hast thou sent the King?
Earl of Glouchester
To Dover.
Regan
Wherefore to Dover? Wast thou not charg'd at peril-
Duke of Cornwall
Wherefore to Dover? Let him first answer that.
Earl of Glouchester
I am tied to th' stake, and I must stand the course.
Regan
Wherefore to Dover, sir?
Earl of Glouchester
Because I would not see thy cruel nails

Pluck out his poor old eyes; nor thy fierce sister

In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs.

The sea, with such a storm as his bare head

In hell-black night endur'd, would have buoy'd up

And quench'd the steeled fires.

Yet, poor old heart, he holp the heavens to rain.

If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that stern time,

Thou shouldst have said, 'Good porter, turn the key.'

All cruels else subscrib'd. But I shall see

The winged vengeance overtake such children.
Duke of Cornwall
See't shalt thou never. Fellows, hold the chair.

Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot.
Earl of Glouchester
He that will think to live till he be old,

Give me some help!- O cruel! O ye gods!
Regan
One side will mock another. Th' other too!
Duke of Cornwall
If you see vengeance-
Servant 1
Hold your hand, my lord!

I have serv'd you ever since I was a child;

But better service have I never done you

Than now to bid you hold.
Regan
How now, you dog?
Servant 1
If you did wear a beard upon your chin,

I'ld shake it on this quarrel.
Regan
What do you mean?
Duke of Cornwall
My villain! Draw and fight.
Servant 1
Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger.
Regan
Give me thy sword. A peasant stand up thus?

She takes a sword and runs at him behind.
Servant 1
O, I am slain! My lord, you have one eye left

To see some mischief on him. O! He dies.
Duke of Cornwall
Lest it see more, prevent it. Out, vile jelly!

Where is thy lustre now?
Earl of Glouchester
All dark and comfortless! Where's my son Edmund?

Edmund, enkindle all the sparks of nature

To quit this horrid act.
Regan
Out, treacherous villain!

Thou call'st on him that hates thee. It was he

That made the overture of thy treasons to us;

Who is too good to pity thee.
Earl of Glouchester
O my follies! Then Edgar was abus'd.

Kind gods, forgive me that, and prosper him!
Regan
Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell

His way to Dover. [Exit one with Gloucester.]

How is't, my lord? How look you?
Duke of Cornwall
I have receiv'd a hurt. Follow me, lady.

Turn out that eyeless villain. Throw this slave

Upon the dunghill. Regan, I bleed apace.

Untimely comes this hurt. Give me your arm.
Exit [Cornwall, led by Regan].
Servant 2
I'll never care what wickedness I do,

If this man come to good.
Servant 3
If she live long,

And in the end meet the old course of death,

Women will all turn monsters.
Servant 2
Let's follow the old Earl, and get the bedlam

To lead him where he would. His roguish madness

Allows itself to anything.
Servant 3
Go thou. I'll fetch some flax and whites of eggs

To apply to his bleeding face. Now heaven help him!
Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 1 — The heath.

Enter Edgar.
Edgar
Yet better thus, and known to be contemn'd,

Than still contemn'd and flatter'd. To be worst,

The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune,

Stands still in esperance, lives not in fear.

The lamentable change is from the best;

The worst returns to laughter. Welcome then,

Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace!

The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst

Owes nothing to thy blasts.

[Enter Gloucester, led by an Old Man.]

But who comes here?

My father, poorly led? World, world, O world!

But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee,

Life would not yield to age.
Old Man
O my good lord,

I have been your tenant, and your father's tenant,

These fourscore years.
Earl of Glouchester
Away, get thee away! Good friend, be gone.

Thy comforts can do me no good at all;

Thee they may hurt.
Old Man
You cannot see your way.
Earl of Glouchester
I have no way, and therefore want no eyes;

I stumbled when I saw. Full oft 'tis seen

Our means secure us, and our mere defects

Prove our commodities. Ah dear son Edgar,

The food of thy abused father's wrath!

Might I but live to see thee in my touch,

I'ld say I had eyes again!
Old Man
How now? Who's there?
Edgar
[aside] O gods! Who is't can say 'I am at the worst'?

I am worse than e'er I was.
Old Man
'Tis poor mad Tom.
Edgar
[aside] And worse I may be yet. The worst is not

So long as we can say 'This is the worst.'
Old Man
Fellow, where goest?
Earl of Glouchester
Is it a beggarman?
Old Man
Madman and beggar too.
Earl of Glouchester
He has some reason, else he could not beg.

I' th' last night's storm I such a fellow saw,

Which made me think a man a worm. My son

Came then into my mind, and yet my mind

Was then scarce friends with him. I have heard more since.

As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods.

They kill us for their sport.
Edgar
[aside] How should this be?

Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow,

Ang'ring itself and others.- Bless thee, master!
Earl of Glouchester
Is that the naked fellow?
Old Man
Ay, my lord.
Earl of Glouchester
Then prithee get thee gone. If for my sake

Thou wilt o'ertake us hence a mile or twain

I' th' way toward Dover, do it for ancient love;

And bring some covering for this naked soul,

Who I'll entreat to lead me.
Old Man
Alack, sir, he is mad!
Earl of Glouchester
'Tis the time's plague when madmen lead the blind.

Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure.

Above the rest, be gone.
Old Man
I'll bring him the best 'parel that I have,

Come on't what will. Exit.
Earl of Glouchester
Sirrah naked fellow-
Edgar
Poor Tom's acold. [Aside] I cannot daub it further.
Earl of Glouchester
Come hither, fellow.
Edgar
[aside] And yet I must.- Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed.
Earl of Glouchester
Know'st thou the way to Dover?
Edgar
Both stile and gate, horseway and footpath. Poor Tom hath been

scar'd out of his good wits. Bless thee, good man's son, from

the foul fiend! Five fiends have been in poor Tom at once: of

lust, as Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince of dumbness; Mahu, of

stealing; Modo, of murder; Flibbertigibbet, of mopping and

mowing, who since possesses chambermaids and waiting women. So,

bless thee, master!
Earl of Glouchester
Here, take this purse, thou whom the heavens' plagues

Have humbled to all strokes. That I am wretched

Makes thee the happier. Heavens, deal so still!

Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man,

That slaves your ordinance, that will not see

Because he does not feel, feel your pow'r quickly;

So distribution should undo excess,

And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover?
Edgar
Ay, master.
Earl of Glouchester
There is a cliff, whose high and bending head

Looks fearfully in the confined deep.

Bring me but to the very brim of it,

And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear

With something rich about me. From that place

I shall no leading need.
Edgar
Give me thy arm.

Poor Tom shall lead thee.
Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 2 — Before the Duke of Albany’s Palace.

Enter Goneril and [Edmund the] Bastard.
Goneril
Welcome, my lord. I marvel our mild husband

Not met us on the way. [Enter Oswald the Steward.]

Now, where's your master?
Oswald
Madam, within, but never man so chang'd.

I told him of the army that was landed:

He smil'd at it. I told him you were coming:

His answer was, 'The worse.' Of Gloucester's treachery

And of the loyal service of his son

When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot

And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out.

What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;

What like, offensive.
Goneril
[to Edmund] Then shall you go no further.

It is the cowish terror of his spirit,

That dares not undertake. He'll not feel wrongs

Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way

May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother.

Hasten his musters and conduct his pow'rs.

I must change arms at home and give the distaff

Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant

Shall pass between us. Ere long you are like to hear

(If you dare venture in your own behalf)

A mistress's command. Wear this. [Gives a favour.]

Spare speech.

Decline your head. This kiss, if it durst speak,

Would stretch thy spirits up into the air.

Conceive, and fare thee well.
Edmund
Yours in the ranks of death! Exit.
Goneril
My most dear Gloucester!

O, the difference of man and man!

To thee a woman's services are due;

My fool usurps my body.
Oswald
Madam, here comes my lord. Exit.
Enter Albany.
Goneril
I have been worth the whistle.
Duke of Albany
O Goneril,

You are not worth the dust which the rude wind

Blows in your face! I fear your disposition.

That nature which contemns it origin

Cannot be bordered certain in itself.

She that herself will sliver and disbranch

From her material sap, perforce must wither

And come to deadly use.
Goneril
No more! The text is foolish.
Duke of Albany
Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile;

Filths savour but themselves. What have you done?

Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd?

A father, and a gracious aged man,

Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick,

Most barbarous, most degenerate, have you madded.

Could my good brother suffer you to do it?

A man, a prince, by him so benefited!

If that the heavens do not their visible spirits

Send quickly down to tame these vile offences,

It will come,

Humanity must perforce prey on itself,

Like monsters of the deep.
Goneril
Milk-liver'd man!

That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs;

Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning

Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st

Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd

Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum?

France spreads his banners in our noiseless land,

With plumed helm thy state begins to threat,

Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest

'Alack, why does he so?'
Duke of Albany
See thyself, devil!

Proper deformity seems not in the fiend

So horrid as in woman.
Goneril
O vain fool!
Duke of Albany
Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame!

Bemonster not thy feature! Were't my fitness

To let these hands obey my blood,

They are apt enough to dislocate and tear

Thy flesh and bones. Howe'er thou art a fiend,

A woman's shape doth shield thee.
Goneril
Marry, your manhood mew!
Enter a Gentleman.
Duke of Albany
What news?
Gentleman
O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall 's dead,

Slain by his servant, going to put out

The other eye of Gloucester.
Duke of Albany
Gloucester's eyes?
Gentleman
A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,

Oppos'd against the act, bending his sword

To his great master; who, thereat enrag'd,

Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead;

But not without that harmful stroke which since

Hath pluck'd him after.
Duke of Albany
This shows you are above,

You justicers, that these our nether crimes

So speedily can venge! But O poor Gloucester!

Lose he his other eye?
Gentleman
Both, both, my lord.

This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer.

'Tis from your sister.
Goneril
[aside] One way I like this well;

But being widow, and my Gloucester with her,

May all the building in my fancy pluck

Upon my hateful life. Another way

The news is not so tart.- I'll read, and answer. Exit.
Duke of Albany
Where was his son when they did take his eyes?
Gentleman
Come with my lady hither.
Duke of Albany
He is not here.
Gentleman
No, my good lord; I met him back again.
Duke of Albany
Knows he the wickedness?
Gentleman
Ay, my good lord. 'Twas he inform'd against him,

And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment

Might have the freer course.
Duke of Albany
Gloucester, I live

To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the King,

And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend.

Tell me what more thou know'st.
Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 3 — The French camp near Dover.

Enter Kent and a Gentleman.
Earl of Kent
Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back know you the

reason?
Gentleman
Something he left imperfect in the state, which since his

coming forth is thought of, which imports to the kingdom so much

fear and danger that his personal return was most required and

necessary.
Earl of Kent
Who hath he left behind him general?
Gentleman
The Marshal of France, Monsieur La Far.
Earl of Kent
Did your letters pierce the Queen to any demonstration of

grief?
Gentleman
Ay, sir. She took them, read them in my presence,

And now and then an ample tear trill'd down

Her delicate cheek. It seem'd she was a queen

Over her passion, who, most rebel-like,

Sought to be king o'er her.
Earl of Kent
O, then it mov'd her?
Gentleman
Not to a rage. Patience and sorrow strove

Who should express her goodliest. You have seen

Sunshine and rain at once: her smiles and tears

Were like, a better way. Those happy smilets

That play'd on her ripe lip seem'd not to know

What guests were in her eyes, which parted thence

As pearls from diamonds dropp'd. In brief,

Sorrow would be a rarity most belov'd,

If all could so become it.
Earl of Kent
Made she no verbal question?
Gentleman
Faith, once or twice she heav'd the name of father

Pantingly forth, as if it press'd her heart;

Cried 'Sisters, sisters! Shame of ladies! Sisters!

Kent! father! sisters! What, i' th' storm? i' th' night?

Let pity not be believ'd!' There she shook

The holy water from her heavenly eyes,

And clamour moisten'd. Then away she started

To deal with grief alone.
Earl of Kent
It is the stars,

The stars above us, govern our conditions;

Else one self mate and mate could not beget

Such different issues. You spoke not with her since?
Gentleman
No.
Earl of Kent
Was this before the King return'd?
Gentleman
No, since.
Earl of Kent
Well, sir, the poor distressed Lear's i' th' town;

Who sometime, in his better tune, remembers

What we are come about, and by no means

Will yield to see his daughter.
Gentleman
Why, good sir?
Earl of Kent
A sovereign shame so elbows him; his own unkindness,

That stripp'd her from his benediction, turn'd her

To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights

To his dog-hearted daughters- these things sting

His mind so venomously that burning shame

Detains him from Cordelia.
Gentleman
Alack, poor gentleman!
Earl of Kent
Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not?
Gentleman
'Tis so; they are afoot.
Earl of Kent
Well, sir, I'll bring you to our master Lear

And leave you to attend him. Some dear cause

Will in concealment wrap me up awhile.

When I am known aright, you shall not grieve

Lending me this acquaintance. I pray you go

Along with me. Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 4 — The French camp.

Enter, with Drum and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, and Soldiers.
Cordelia
Alack, 'tis he! Why, he was met even now

As mad as the vex'd sea, singing aloud,

Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow weeds,

With harlocks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo flow'rs,

Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow

In our sustaining corn. A century send forth.

Search every acre in the high-grown field

And bring him to our eye. [Exit an Officer.] What can man's

wisdom

In the restoring his bereaved sense?

He that helps him take all my outward worth.
Doctor
There is means, madam.

Our foster nurse of nature is repose,

The which he lacks. That to provoke in him

Are many simples operative, whose power

Will close the eye of anguish.
Cordelia
All blest secrets,

All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth,

Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate

In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him!

Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life

That wants the means to lead it.
Enter Messenger.
Messenger
News, madam.

The British pow'rs are marching hitherward.
Cordelia
'Tis known before. Our preparation stands

In expectation of them. O dear father,

It is thy business that I go about.

Therefore great France

My mourning and important tears hath pitied.

No blown ambition doth our arms incite,

But love, dear love, and our ag'd father's right.

Soon may I hear and see him!
Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 5 — Gloucester’s Castle.

Enter Regan and [Oswald the] Steward.
Regan
But are my brother's pow'rs set forth?
Oswald
Ay, madam.
Regan
Himself in person there?
Oswald
Madam, with much ado.

Your sister is the better soldier.
Regan
Lord Edmund spake not with your lord at home?
Oswald
No, madam.
Regan
What might import my sister's letter to him?
Oswald
I know not, lady.
Regan
Faith, he is posted hence on serious matter.

It was great ignorance, Gloucester's eyes being out,

To let him live. Where he arrives he moves

All hearts against us. Edmund, I think, is gone,

In pity of his misery, to dispatch

His nighted life; moreover, to descry

The strength o' th' enemy.
Oswald
I must needs after him, madam, with my letter.
Regan
Our troops set forth to-morrow. Stay with us.

The ways are dangerous.
Oswald
I may not, madam.

My lady charg'd my duty in this business.
Regan
Why should she write to Edmund? Might not you

Transport her purposes by word? Belike,

Something- I know not what- I'll love thee much-

Let me unseal the letter.
Oswald
Madam, I had rather-
Regan
I know your lady does not love her husband;

I am sure of that; and at her late being here

She gave strange eyeliads and most speaking looks

To noble Edmund. I know you are of her bosom.
Oswald
I, madam?
Regan
I speak in understanding. Y'are! I know't.

Therefore I do advise you take this note.

My lord is dead; Edmund and I have talk'd,

And more convenient is he for my hand

Than for your lady's. You may gather more.

If you do find him, pray you give him this;

And when your mistress hears thus much from you,

I pray desire her call her wisdom to her.

So farewell.

If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor,

Preferment falls on him that cuts him off.
Oswald
Would I could meet him, madam! I should show

What party I do follow.
Regan
Fare thee well. Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 6 — The country near Dover. Enter Gloucester, and Edgar [like a Peasant].

Earl of Glouchester
When shall I come to th' top of that same hill?
Edgar
You do climb up it now. Look how we labour.
Earl of Glouchester
Methinks the ground is even.
Edgar
Horrible steep.

Hark, do you hear the sea?
Earl of Glouchester
No, truly.
Edgar
Why, then, your other senses grow imperfect

By your eyes' anguish.
Earl of Glouchester
So may it be indeed.

Methinks thy voice is alter'd, and thou speak'st

In better phrase and matter than thou didst.
Edgar
Y'are much deceiv'd. In nothing am I chang'd

But in my garments.
Earl of Glouchester
Methinks y'are better spoken.
Edgar
Come on, sir; here's the place. Stand still. How fearful

And dizzy 'tis to cast one's eyes so low!

The crows and choughs that wing the midway air

Show scarce so gross as beetles. Halfway down

Hangs one that gathers sampire- dreadful trade!

Methinks he seems no bigger than his head.

The fishermen that walk upon the beach

Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark,

Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoy

Almost too small for sight. The murmuring surge

That on th' unnumb'red idle pebble chafes

Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more,

Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sight

Topple down headlong.
Earl of Glouchester
Set me where you stand.
Edgar
Give me your hand. You are now within a foot

Of th' extreme verge. For all beneath the moon

Would I not leap upright.
Earl of Glouchester
Let go my hand.

Here, friend, is another purse; in it a jewel

Well worth a poor man's taking. Fairies and gods

Prosper it with thee! Go thou further off;

Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.
Edgar
Now fare ye well, good sir.
Earl of Glouchester
With all my heart.
Edgar
[aside]. Why I do trifle thus with his despair

Is done to cure it.
Earl of Glouchester
O you mighty gods! He kneels.

This world I do renounce, and, in your sights,

Shake patiently my great affliction off.

If I could bear it longer and not fall

To quarrel with your great opposeless wills,

My snuff and loathed part of nature should

Burn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him!

Now, fellow, fare thee well.

He falls [forward and swoons].
Edgar
Gone, sir, farewell.-

And yet I know not how conceit may rob

The treasury of life when life itself

Yields to the theft. Had he been where he thought,

By this had thought been past.- Alive or dead?

Ho you, sir! friend! Hear you, sir? Speak!-

Thus might he pass indeed. Yet he revives.

What are you, sir?
Earl of Glouchester
Away, and let me die.
Edgar
Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air,

So many fadom down precipitating,

Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg; but thou dost breathe;

Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound.

Ten masts at each make not the altitude

Which thou hast perpendicularly fell.

Thy life is a miracle. Speak yet again.
Earl of Glouchester
But have I fall'n, or no?
Edgar
From the dread summit of this chalky bourn.

Look up a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark so far

Cannot be seen or heard. Do but look up.
Earl of Glouchester
Alack, I have no eyes!

Is wretchedness depriv'd that benefit

To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort

When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage

And frustrate his proud will.
Edgar
Give me your arm.

Up- so. How is't? Feel you your legs? You stand.
Earl of Glouchester
Too well, too well.
Edgar
This is above all strangeness.

Upon the crown o' th' cliff what thing was that

Which parted from you?
Earl of Glouchester
A poor unfortunate beggar.
Edgar
As I stood here below, methought his eyes

Were two full moons; he had a thousand noses,Horns whelk'd and wav'd like the enridged sea.

It was some fiend. Therefore, thou happy father,

Think that the clearest gods, who make them honours

Of men's impossibility, have preserv'd thee.
Earl of Glouchester
I do remember now. Henceforth I'll bear

Affliction till it do cry out itself

'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of,

I took it for a man. Often 'twould say

'The fiend, the fiend'- he led me to that place.
Edgar
Bear free and patient thoughts.

Enter Lear, mad, [fantastically dressed with weeds].

But who comes here?

The safer sense will ne'er accommodate

His master thus.
Lear
No, they cannot touch me for coming;

I am the King himself.
Edgar
O thou side-piercing sight!
Lear
Nature 's above art in that respect. There's your press

money. That fellow handles his bow like a crow-keeper. Draw me

a clothier's yard. Look, look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this piece

of toasted cheese will do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll prove it

on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, well flown, bird! i'

th' clout, i' th' clout! Hewgh! Give the word.
Edgar
Sweet marjoram.
Lear
Pass.
Earl of Glouchester
I know that voice.
Lear
Ha! Goneril with a white beard? They flatter'd me like a dog,

and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones

were there. To say 'ay' and 'no' to everything I said! 'Ay' and

'no' too was no good divinity. When the rain came to wet me

once, and the wind to make me chatter; when the thunder would

not peace at my bidding; there I found 'em, there I smelt 'em

out. Go to, they are not men o' their words! They told me I was

everything. 'Tis a lie- I am not ague-proof.
Earl of Glouchester
The trick of that voice I do well remember.

Is't not the King?
Lear
Ay, every inch a king!

When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.

I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause?

Adultery?

Thou shalt not die. Die for adultery? No.

The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly

Does lecher in my sight.

Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard son

Was kinder to his father than my daughters

Got 'tween the lawful sheets.

To't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers.

Behold yond simp'ring dame,

Whose face between her forks presageth snow,

That minces virtue, and does shake the head

To hear of pleasure's name.

The fitchew nor the soiled horse goes to't

With a more riotous appetite.

Down from the waist they are Centaurs,

Though women all above.

But to the girdle do the gods inherit,

Beneath is all the fiend's.

There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit;

burning, scalding, stench, consumption. Fie, fie, fie! pah, pah!

Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my

imagination. There's money for thee.
Earl of Glouchester
O, let me kiss that hand!
Lear
Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.
Earl of Glouchester
O ruin'd piece of nature! This great world

Shall so wear out to naught. Dost thou know me?
Lear
I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny at me?

No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll not love. Read thou this

challenge; mark but the penning of it.
Earl of Glouchester
Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.
Edgar
[aside] I would not take this from report. It is,

And my heart breaks at it.
Lear
Read.
Earl of Glouchester
What, with the case of eyes?
Lear
O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your head, nor no

money in your purse? Your eyes are in a heavy case, your purse

in a light. Yet you see how this world goes.
Earl of Glouchester
I see it feelingly.
Lear
What, art mad? A man may see how the world goes with no eyes.

Look with thine ears. See how yond justice rails upon yond

simple thief. Hark in thine ear. Change places and, handy-dandy,

which is the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seen a

farmer's dog bark at a beggar?
Earl of Glouchester
Ay, sir.
Lear
And the creature run from the cur? There thou mightst behold

the great image of authority: a dog's obeyed in office.

Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!

Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back.

Thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind

For which thou whip'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener.

Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear;

Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold,

And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks;

Arm it in rags, a pygmy's straw does pierce it.

None does offend, none- I say none! I'll able 'em.

Take that of me, my friend, who have the power

To seal th' accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes

And, like a scurvy politician, seem

To see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now!

Pull off my boots. Harder, harder! So.
Edgar
O, matter and impertinency mix'd!

Reason, in madness!
Lear
If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes.

I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester.

Thou must be patient. We came crying hither;

Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air

We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee. Mark.
Earl of Glouchester
Alack, alack the day!
Lear
When we are born, we cry that we are come

To this great stage of fools. This' a good block.

It were a delicate stratagem to shoe

A troop of horse with felt. I'll put't in proof,

And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,

Then kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Enter a Gentleman [with Attendants].
Gentleman
O, here he is! Lay hand upon him.- Sir,

Your most dear daughter-
Lear
No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am even

The natural fool of fortune. Use me well;

You shall have ransom. Let me have a surgeon;

I am cut to th' brains.
Gentleman
You shall have anything.
Lear
No seconds? All myself?

Why, this would make a man a man of salt,

To use his eyes for garden waterpots,

Ay, and laying autumn's dust.
Gentleman
Good sir-
Lear
I will die bravely, like a smug bridegroom. What!

I will be jovial. Come, come, I am a king;

My masters, know you that?
Gentleman
You are a royal one, and we obey you.
Lear
Then there's life in't. Nay, an you get it, you shall get it

by running. Sa, sa, sa, sa!
Exit running. [Attendants follow.]
Gentleman
A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,

Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter

Who redeems nature from the general curse

Which twain have brought her to.
Edgar
Hail, gentle sir.
Gentleman
Sir, speed you. What's your will?
Edgar
Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward?
Gentleman
Most sure and vulgar. Every one hears that

Which can distinguish sound.
Edgar
But, by your favour,

How near's the other army?
Gentleman
Near and on speedy foot. The main descry

Stands on the hourly thought.
Edgar
I thank you sir. That's all.
Gentleman
Though that the Queen on special cause is here,

Her army is mov'd on.
Edgar
I thank you, sir
Exit [Gentleman].
Earl of Glouchester
You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me;

Let not my worser spirit tempt me again

To die before you please!
Edgar
Well pray you, father.
Earl of Glouchester
Now, good sir, what are you?
Edgar
A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows,

Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows,

Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand;

I'll lead you to some biding.
Earl of Glouchester
Hearty thanks.

The bounty and the benison of heaven

To boot, and boot!
Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
Oswald
A proclaim'd prize! Most happy!

That eyeless head of thine was first fram'd flesh

To raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor,

Briefly thyself remember. The sword is out

That must destroy thee.
Earl of Glouchester
Now let thy friendly hand

Put strength enough to't.
[Edgar interposes.]
Oswald
Wherefore, bold peasant,

Dar'st thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence!

Lest that th' infection of his fortune take

Like hold on thee. Let go his arm.
Edgar
Chill not let go, zir, without vurther 'cagion.
Oswald
Let go, slave, or thou diest!
Edgar
Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor voke pass. An chud

ha' bin zwagger'd out of my life, 'twould not ha' bin zo long as

'tis by a vortnight. Nay, come not near th' old man. Keep out,

che vore ye, or Ise try whether your costard or my ballow be the

harder. Chill be plain with you.
Oswald
Out, dunghill!
They fight.
Edgar
Chill pick your teeth, zir. Come! No matter vor your foins.
[Oswald falls.]
Oswald
Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.

If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body,

And give the letters which thou find'st about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out

Upon the British party. O, untimely death! Death!
He dies.
Edgar
I know thee well. A serviceable villain,

As duteous to the vices of thy mistress

As badness would desire.
Earl of Glouchester
What, is he dead?
Edgar
Sit you down, father; rest you.

Let's see his pockets; these letters that he speaks of

May be my friends. He's dead. I am only sorry

He had no other deathsman. Let us see.

Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not.

To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts;

Their papers, is more lawful. Reads the letter.

'Let our reciprocal vows be rememb'red. You have many

opportunities to cut him off. If your will want not, time and

place will be fruitfully offer'd. There is nothing done, if he

return the conqueror. Then am I the prisoner, and his bed my

jail; from the loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supply the

place for your labour.

'Your (wife, so I would say) affectionate servant, 'Goneril.'

O indistinguish'd space of woman's will!

A plot upon her virtuous husband's life,

And the exchange my brother! Here in the sands

Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctified

Of murtherous lechers; and in the mature time

With this ungracious paper strike the sight

Of the death-practis'd Duke, For him 'tis well

That of thy death and business I can tell.
Earl of Glouchester
The King is mad. How stiff is my vile sense,

That I stand up, and have ingenious feeling

Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distract.

So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs,

And woes by wrong imaginations lose

The knowledge of themselves.
A drum afar off.
Edgar
Give me your hand.

Far off methinks I hear the beaten drum.

Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend. Exeunt.

Act 4, Scene 7 — A tent in the French camp.

Enter Cordelia, Kent, Doctor, and Gentleman.
Cordelia
O thou good Kent, how shall I live and work

To match thy goodness? My life will be too short

And every measure fail me.
Earl of Kent
To be acknowledg'd, madam, is o'erpaid.

All my reports go with the modest truth;

Nor more nor clipp'd, but so.
Cordelia
Be better suited.

These weeds are memories of those worser hours.

I prithee put them off.
Earl of Kent
Pardon, dear madam.

Yet to be known shortens my made intent.

My boon I make it that you know me not

Till time and I think meet.
Cordelia
Then be't so, my good lord. [To the Doctor] How, does the King?
Doctor
Madam, sleeps still.
Cordelia
O you kind gods,

Cure this great breach in his abused nature!

Th' untun'd and jarring senses, O, wind up

Of this child-changed father!
Doctor
So please your Majesty

That we may wake the King? He hath slept long.
Cordelia
Be govern'd by your knowledge, and proceed

I' th' sway of your own will. Is he array'd?
Enter Lear in a chair carried by Servants.
Gentleman
Ay, madam. In the heaviness of sleep

We put fresh garments on him.
Doctor
Be by, good madam, when we do awake him.

I doubt not of his temperance.
Cordelia
Very well.
Music.
Doctor
Please you draw near. Louder the music there!
Cordelia
O my dear father, restoration hang

Thy medicine on my lips, and let this kiss

Repair those violent harms that my two sisters

Have in thy reverence made!
Earl of Kent
Kind and dear princess!
Cordelia
Had you not been their father, these white flakes

Had challeng'd pity of them. Was this a face

To be oppos'd against the warring winds?

To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder?

In the most terrible and nimble stroke

Of quick cross lightning? to watch- poor perdu!-

With this thin helm? Mine enemy's dog,

Though he had bit me, should have stood that night

Against my fire; and wast thou fain, poor father,

To hovel thee with swine and rogues forlorn,

In short and musty straw? Alack, alack!

'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once

Had not concluded all.- He wakes. Speak to him.
Doctor
Madam, do you; 'tis fittest.
Cordelia
How does my royal lord? How fares your Majesty?
Lear
You do me wrong to take me out o' th' grave.

Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound

Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears

Do scald like molten lead.
Cordelia
Sir, do you know me?
Lear
You are a spirit, I know. When did you die?
Cordelia
Still, still, far wide!
Doctor
He's scarce awake. Let him alone awhile.
Lear
Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight,

I am mightily abus'd. I should e'en die with pity,

To see another thus. I know not what to say.

I will not swear these are my hands. Let's see.

I feel this pin prick. Would I were assur'd

Of my condition!
Cordelia
O, look upon me, sir,

And hold your hands in benediction o'er me.

No, sir, you must not kneel.
Lear
Pray, do not mock me.

I am a very foolish fond old man,

Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less;

And, to deal plainly,

I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Methinks I should know you, and know this man;

Yet I am doubtful; for I am mainly ignorant

What place this is; and all the skill I have

Remembers not these garments; nor I know not

Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me;

For (as I am a man) I think this lady

To be my child Cordelia.
Cordelia
And so I am! I am!
Lear
Be your tears wet? Yes, faith. I pray weep not.

If you have poison for me, I will drink it.

I know you do not love me; for your sisters

Have, as I do remember, done me wrong.

You have some cause, they have not.
Cordelia
No cause, no cause.
Lear
Am I in France?
Earl of Kent
In your own kingdom, sir.
Lear
Do not abuse me.
Doctor
Be comforted, good madam. The great rage

You see is kill'd in him; and yet it is danger

To make him even o'er the time he has lost.

Desire him to go in. Trouble him no more

Till further settling.
Cordelia
Will't please your Highness walk?
Lear
You must bear with me.

Pray you now, forget and forgive. I am old and foolish.
Exeunt. Manent Kent and Gentleman.
Gentleman
Holds it true, sir, that the Duke of Cornwall was so slain?
Earl of Kent
Most certain, sir.
Gentleman
Who is conductor of his people?
Earl of Kent
As 'tis said, the bastard son of Gloucester.
Gentleman
They say Edgar, his banish'd son, is with the Earl of Kent

in Germany.
Earl of Kent
Report is changeable. 'Tis time to look about; the powers of

the kingdom approach apace.
Gentleman
The arbitrement is like to be bloody.

Fare you well, sir. [Exit.]
Earl of Kent
My point and period will be throughly wrought,

Or well or ill, as this day's battle's fought. Exit.

Act 5, Scene 1 — The British camp near Dover.

Enter, with Drum and Colours, Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, and Soldiers.
Edmund
Know of the Duke if his last purpose hold,

Or whether since he is advis'd by aught

To change the course. He's full of alteration

And self-reproving. Bring his constant pleasure.
[Exit an Officer.]
Regan
Our sister's man is certainly miscarried.
Edmund
Tis to be doubted, madam.
Regan
Now, sweet lord,

You know the goodness I intend upon you.

Tell me- but truly- but then speak the truth-

Do you not love my sister?
Edmund
In honour'd love.
Regan
But have you never found my brother's way

To the forfended place?
Edmund
That thought abuses you.
Regan
I am doubtful that you have been conjunct

And bosom'd with her, as far as we call hers.
Edmund
No, by mine honour, madam.
Regan
I never shall endure her. Dear my lord,

Be not familiar with her.
Edmund
Fear me not.

She and the Duke her husband!

Enter, with Drum and Colours, Albany, Goneril, Soldiers.
Goneril
[aside] I had rather lose the battle than that sister

Should loosen him and me.
Duke of Albany
Our very loving sister, well bemet.

Sir, this I hear: the King is come to his daughter,

With others whom the rigour of our state

Forc'd to cry out. Where I could not be honest,

I never yet was valiant. For this business,

It toucheth us as France invades our land,

Not bolds the King, with others whom, I fear,

Most just and heavy causes make oppose.
Edmund
Sir, you speak nobly.
Regan
Why is this reason'd?
Goneril
Combine together 'gainst the enemy;

For these domestic and particular broils

Are not the question here.
Duke of Albany
Let's then determine

With th' ancient of war on our proceeding.
Edmund
I shall attend you presently at your tent.
Regan
Sister, you'll go with us?
Goneril
No.
Regan
'Tis most convenient. Pray you go with us.
Goneril
[aside] O, ho, I know the riddle.- I will go.

[As they are going out,] enter Edgar [disguised].
Edgar
If e'er your Grace had speech with man so poor,

Hear me one word.
Duke of Albany
I'll overtake you.- Speak.
Exeunt [all but Albany and Edgar].
Edgar
Before you fight the battle, ope this letter.

If you have victory, let the trumpet sound

For him that brought it. Wretched though I seem,

I can produce a champion that will prove

What is avouched there. If you miscarry,

Your business of the world hath so an end,

And machination ceases. Fortune love you!
Duke of Albany
Stay till I have read the letter.
Edgar
I was forbid it.

When time shall serve, let but the herald cry,

And I'll appear again.
Duke of Albany
Why, fare thee well. I will o'erlook thy paper.
Exit [Edgar].
Enter Edmund.
Edmund
The enemy 's in view; draw up your powers.

Here is the guess of their true strength and forces

By diligent discovery; but your haste

Is now urg'd on you.
Duke of Albany
We will greet the time. Exit.
Edmund
To both these sisters have I sworn my love;

Each jealous of the other, as the stung

Are of the adder. Which of them shall I take?

Both? one? or neither? Neither can be enjoy'd,

If both remain alive. To take the widow

Exasperates, makes mad her sister Goneril;

And hardly shall I carry out my side,

Her husband being alive. Now then, we'll use

His countenance for the battle, which being done,

Let her who would be rid of him devise

His speedy taking off. As for the mercy

Which he intends to Lear and to Cordelia-

The battle done, and they within our power,

Shall never see his pardon; for my state

Stands on me to defend, not to debate. Exit.

Act 5, Scene 2 — A field between the two camps. Alarum within.

Enter, with Drum and Colours, the Powers of France over the stage, Cordelia with her Father in her hand, and exeunt. Enter Edgar and Gloucester.
Edgar
Here, father, take the shadow of this tree

For your good host. Pray that the right may thrive.

If ever I return to you again,

I'll bring you comfort.
Earl of Glouchester
Grace go with you, sir!
Exit [Edgar].
Alarum and retreat within. Enter Edgar,
Edgar
Away, old man! give me thy hand! away!

King Lear hath lost, he and his daughter ta'en.

Give me thy hand! come on!
Earl of Glouchester
No further, sir. A man may rot even here.
Edgar
What, in ill thoughts again? Men must endure

Their going hence, even as their coming hither;

Ripeness is all. Come on.
Earl of Glouchester
And that's true too. Exeunt.

Act 5, Scene 3 — The British camp, near Dover.

Enter, in conquest, with Drum and Colours, Edmund; Lear and Cordelia as prisoners; Soldiers, Captain.
Edmund
Some officers take them away. Good guard

Until their greater pleasures first be known

That are to censure them.
Cordelia
We are not the first

Who with best meaning have incurr'd the worst.

For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down;

Myself could else outfrown false Fortune's frown.

Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters?
Lear
No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison.

We two alone will sing like birds i' th' cage.

When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down

And ask of thee forgiveness. So we'll live,

And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh

At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues

Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too-

Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out-

And take upon 's the mystery of things,

As if we were God's spies; and we'll wear out,

In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones

That ebb and flow by th' moon.
Edmund
Take them away.
Lear
Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia,

The gods themselves throw incense. Have I caught thee?

He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven

And fire us hence like foxes. Wipe thine eyes.

The goodyears shall devour 'em, flesh and fell,

Ere they shall make us weep! We'll see 'em starv'd first.

Come. Exeunt [Lear and Cordelia, guarded].
Edmund
Come hither, Captain; hark.

Take thou this note [gives a paper]. Go follow them to prison.

One step I have advanc'd thee. If thou dost

As this instructs thee, thou dost make thy way

To noble fortunes. Know thou this, that men

Are as the time is. To be tender-minded

Does not become a sword. Thy great employment

Will not bear question. Either say thou'lt do't,

Or thrive by other means.
Captain
I'll do't, my lord.
Edmund
About it! and write happy when th' hast done.

Mark- I say, instantly; and carry it so

As I have set it down.
Captain
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;

If it be man's work, I'll do't. Exit.
Flourish. Enter Albany, Goneril, Regan, Soldiers.
Duke of Albany
Sir, you have show'd to-day your valiant strain,

And fortune led you well. You have the captives

Who were the opposites of this day's strife.

We do require them of you, so to use them

As we shall find their merits and our safety

May equally determine.
Edmund
Sir, I thought it fit

To send the old and miserable King

To some retention and appointed guard;

Whose age has charms in it, whose title more,

To pluck the common bosom on his side

And turn our impress'd lances in our eyes

Which do command them. With him I sent the Queen,

My reason all the same; and they are ready

To-morrow, or at further space, t' appear

Where you shall hold your session. At this time

We sweat and bleed: the friend hath lost his friend;

And the best quarrels, in the heat, are curs'd

By those that feel their sharpness.

The question of Cordelia and her father

Requires a fitter place.
Duke of Albany
Sir, by your patience,

I hold you but a subject of this war,

Not as a brother.
Regan
That's as we list to grace him.

Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded

Ere you had spoke so far. He led our powers,

Bore the commission of my place and person,

The which immediacy may well stand up

And call itself your brother.
Goneril
Not so hot!

In his own grace he doth exalt himself

More than in your addition.
Regan
In my rights

By me invested, he compeers the best.
Goneril
That were the most if he should husband you.
Regan
Jesters do oft prove prophets.
Goneril
Holla, holla!

That eye that told you so look'd but asquint.
Regan
Lady, I am not well; else I should answer

From a full-flowing stomach. General,

Take thou my soldiers, prisoners, patrimony;

Dispose of them, of me; the walls are thine.

Witness the world that I create thee here

My lord and master.
Goneril
Mean you to enjoy him?
Duke of Albany
The let-alone lies not in your good will.
Edmund
Nor in thine, lord.
Duke of Albany
Half-blooded fellow, yes.
Regan
[to Edmund] Let the drum strike, and prove my title thine.
Duke of Albany
Stay yet; hear reason. Edmund, I arrest thee

On capital treason; and, in thine attaint,

This gilded serpent [points to Goneril]. For your claim, fair

sister,

I bar it in the interest of my wife.

'Tis she is subcontracted to this lord,

And I, her husband, contradict your banes.

If you will marry, make your loves to me;

My lady is bespoke.
Goneril
An interlude!
Duke of Albany
Thou art arm'd, Gloucester. Let the trumpet sound.

If none appear to prove upon thy person

Thy heinous, manifest, and many treasons,

There is my pledge [throws down a glove]! I'll prove it on thy

heart,

Ere I taste bread, thou art in nothing less

Than I have here proclaim'd thee.
Regan
Sick, O, sick!
Goneril
[aside] If not, I'll ne'er trust medicine.
Edmund
There's my exchange [throws down a glove]. What in the world

he is

That names me traitor, villain-like he lies.

Call by thy trumpet. He that dares approach,

On him, on you, who not? I will maintain

My truth and honour firmly.
Duke of Albany
A herald, ho!
Edmund
A herald, ho, a herald!
Duke of Albany
Trust to thy single virtue; for thy soldiers,

All levied in my name, have in my name

Took their discharge.
Regan
My sickness grows upon me.
Duke of Albany
She is not well. Convey her to my tent.

[Exit Regan, led. Enter a Herald.]

Come hither, herald. Let the trumpet sound,

And read out this.
Captain
Sound, trumpet! A trumpet sounds.
Herald
[reads] 'If any man of quality or degree within the lists of

the army will maintain upon Edmund, supposed Earl of Gloucester,

that he is a manifold traitor, let him appear by the third sound

of the trumpet. He is bold in his defence.'
Edmund
Sound! First trumpet.
Herald
Again! Second trumpet.
Herald
Again! Third trumpet.
Trumpet answers within.
Enter Edgar, armed, at the third sound, a Trumpet before him.
Duke of Albany
Ask him his purposes, why he appears

Upon this call o' th' trumpet.
Herald
What are you?

Your name, your quality? and why you answer

This present summons?
Edgar
Know my name is lost;

By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit.

Yet am I noble as the adversary

I come to cope.
Duke of Albany
Which is that adversary?
Edgar
What's he that speaks for Edmund Earl of Gloucester?
Edmund
Himself. What say'st thou to him?
Edgar
Draw thy sword,

That, if my speech offend a noble heart,

Thy arm may do thee justice. Here is mine.

Behold, it is the privilege of mine honours,

My oath, and my profession. I protest-

Maugre thy strength, youth, place, and eminence,

Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune,

Thy valour and thy heart- thou art a traitor;

False to thy gods, thy brother, and thy father;

Conspirant 'gainst this high illustrious prince;

And from th' extremest upward of thy head

To the descent and dust beneath thy foot,

A most toad-spotted traitor. Say thou 'no,'

This sword, this arm, and my best spirits are bent

To prove upon thy heart, whereto I speak,

Thou liest.
Edmund
In wisdom I should ask thy name;

But since thy outside looks so fair and warlike,

And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes,

What safe and nicely I might well delay

By rule of knighthood, I disdain and spurn.

Back do I toss those treasons to thy head;

With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart;

Which- for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise-

This sword of mine shall give them instant way

Where they shall rest for ever. Trumpets, speak!
Alarums. Fight. [Edmund falls.]
Duke of Albany
Save him, save him!
Goneril
This is mere practice, Gloucester.

By th' law of arms thou wast not bound to answer

An unknown opposite. Thou art not vanquish'd,

But cozen'd and beguil'd.
Duke of Albany
Shut your mouth, dame,

Or with this paper shall I stop it. [Shows her her letter to

Edmund.]- [To Edmund]. Hold, sir.

[To Goneril] Thou worse than any name, read thine own evil.

No tearing, lady! I perceive you know it.
Goneril
Say if I do- the laws are mine, not thine.

Who can arraign me for't?
Duke of Albany
Most monstrous!

Know'st thou this paper?
Goneril
Ask me not what I know. Exit.
Duke of Albany
Go after her. She's desperate; govern her.
[Exit an Officer.]
Edmund
What, you have charg'd me with, that have I done,

And more, much more. The time will bring it out.

'Tis past, and so am I.- But what art thou

That hast this fortune on me? If thou'rt noble,

I do forgive thee.
Edgar
Let's exchange charity.

I am no less in blood than thou art, Edmund;

If more, the more th' hast wrong'd me.

My name is Edgar and thy father's son.

The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices

Make instruments to scourge us.

The dark and vicious place where thee he got

Cost him his eyes.
Edmund
Th' hast spoken right; 'tis true.

The wheel is come full circle; I am here.
Duke of Albany
Methought thy very gait did prophesy

A royal nobleness. I must embrace thee.

Let sorrow split my heart if ever I

Did hate thee, or thy father!
Edgar
Worthy prince, I know't.
Duke of Albany
Where have you hid yourself?

How have you known the miseries of your father?
Edgar
By nursing them, my lord. List a brief tale;

And when 'tis told, O that my heart would burst!

The bloody proclamation to escape

That follow'd me so near (O, our lives' sweetness!

That with the pain of death would hourly die

Rather than die at once!) taught me to shift

Into a madman's rags, t' assume a semblance

That very dogs disdain'd; and in this habit

Met I my father with his bleeding rings,

Their precious stones new lost; became his guide,

Led him, begg'd for him, sav'd him from despair;

Never (O fault!) reveal'd myself unto him

Until some half hour past, when I was arm'd,

Not sure, though hoping of this good success,

I ask'd his blessing, and from first to last

Told him my pilgrimage. But his flaw'd heart

(Alack, too weak the conflict to support!)

'Twixt two extremes of passion, joy and grief,

Burst smilingly.
Edmund
This speech of yours hath mov'd me,

And shall perchance do good; but speak you on;

You look as you had something more to say.
Duke of Albany
If there be more, more woful, hold it in;

For I am almost ready to dissolve,

Hearing of this.
Edgar
This would have seem'd a period

To such as love not sorrow; but another,

To amplify too much, would make much more,

And top extremity.

Whilst I was big in clamour, came there a man,

Who, having seen me in my worst estate,

Shunn'd my abhorr'd society; but then, finding

Who 'twas that so endur'd, with his strong arms

He fastened on my neck, and bellowed out

As he'd burst heaven; threw him on my father;

Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him

That ever ear receiv'd; which in recounting

His grief grew puissant, and the strings of life

Began to crack. Twice then the trumpets sounded,

And there I left him tranc'd.
Duke of Albany
But who was this?
Edgar
Kent, sir, the banish'd Kent; who in disguise

Followed his enemy king and did him service

Improper for a slave.
Enter a Gentleman with a bloody knife.
Gentleman
Help, help! O, help!
Edgar
What kind of help?
Duke of Albany
Speak, man.
Edgar
What means that bloody knife?
Gentleman
'Tis hot, it smokes.

It came even from the heart of- O! she's dead!
Duke of Albany
Who dead? Speak, man.
Gentleman
Your lady, sir, your lady! and her sister

By her is poisoned; she hath confess'd it.
Edmund
I was contracted to them both. All three

Now marry in an instant.
Enter Kent.
Edgar
Here comes Kent.
Duke of Albany
Produce their bodies, be they alive or dead.

[Exit Gentleman.]

This judgement of the heavens, that makes us tremble

Touches us not with pity. O, is this he?

The time will not allow the compliment

That very manners urges.
Earl of Kent
I am come

To bid my king and master aye good night.

Is he not here?
Duke of Albany
Great thing of us forgot!

Speak, Edmund, where's the King? and where's Cordelia?

[The bodies of Goneril and Regan are brought in.]

Seest thou this object, Kent?
Earl of Kent
Alack, why thus?
Edmund
Yet Edmund was belov'd.

The one the other poisoned for my sake,

And after slew herself.
Duke of Albany
Even so. Cover their faces.
Edmund
I pant for life. Some good I mean to do,

Despite of mine own nature. Quickly send

(Be brief in't) to the castle; for my writ

Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia.

Nay, send in time.
Duke of Albany
Run, run, O, run!
Edgar
To who, my lord? Who has the office? Send

Thy token of reprieve.
Edmund
Well thought on. Take my sword;

Give it the Captain.
Duke of Albany
Haste thee for thy life. [Exit Edgar.]
Edmund
He hath commission from thy wife and me

To hang Cordelia in the prison and

To lay the blame upon her own despair

That she fordid herself.
Duke of Albany
The gods defend her! Bear him hence awhile.
[Edmund is borne off.]
Enter Lear, with Cordelia [dead] in his arms, [Edgar, Captain, and others following].
Lear
Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stone.

Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so

That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!

I know when one is dead, and when one lives.

She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking glass.

If that her breath will mist or stain the stone,

Why, then she lives.
Earl of Kent
Is this the promis'd end?
Edgar
Or image of that horror?
Duke of Albany
Fall and cease!
Lear
This feather stirs; she lives! If it be so,

It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows

That ever I have felt.
Earl of Kent
O my good master!
Lear
Prithee away!
Edgar
'Tis noble Kent, your friend.
Lear
A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all!

I might have sav'd her; now she's gone for ever!

Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little. Ha!

What is't thou say'st, Her voice was ever soft,

Gentle, and low- an excellent thing in woman.

I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee.
Captain
'Tis true, my lords, he did.
Lear
Did I not, fellow?

I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion

I would have made them skip. I am old now,

And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you?

Mine eyes are not o' th' best. I'll tell you straight.
Earl of Kent
If fortune brag of two she lov'd and hated,

One of them we behold.
Lear
This' a dull sight. Are you not Kent?
Earl of Kent
The same-

Your servant Kent. Where is your servant Caius?
Lear
He's a good fellow, I can tell you that.

He'll strike, and quickly too. He's dead and rotten.
Earl of Kent
No, my good lord; I am the very man-
Lear
I'll see that straight.
Earl of Kent
That from your first of difference and decay

Have followed your sad steps.
Lear
You're welcome hither.
Earl of Kent
Nor no man else! All's cheerless, dark, and deadly.

Your eldest daughters have fordone themselves,

And desperately are dead.
Lear
Ay, so I think.
Duke of Albany
He knows not what he says; and vain is it

That we present us to him.
Edgar
Very bootless.
Enter a Captain.
Captain
Edmund is dead, my lord.
Duke of Albany
That's but a trifle here.

You lords and noble friends, know our intent.

What comfort to this great decay may come

Shall be applied. For us, we will resign,

During the life of this old Majesty,

To him our absolute power; [to Edgar and Kent] you to your

rights;

With boot, and such addition as your honours

Have more than merited.- All friends shall taste

The wages of their virtue, and all foes

The cup of their deservings.- O, see, see!
Lear
And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life!

Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life,

And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more,

Never, never, never, never, never!

Pray you undo this button. Thank you, sir.

Do you see this? Look on her! look! her lips!

Look there, look there! He dies.
Edgar
He faints! My lord, my lord!
Earl of Kent
Break, heart; I prithee break!
Edgar
Look up, my lord.
Earl of Kent
Vex not his ghost. O, let him pass! He hates him

That would upon the rack of this tough world

Stretch him out longer.
Edgar
He is gone indeed.
Earl of Kent
The wonder is, he hath endur'd so long.

He but usurp'd his life.
Duke of Albany
Bear them from hence. Our present business

Is general woe. [To Kent and Edgar] Friends of my soul, you

twain

Rule in this realm, and the gor'd state sustain.
Earl of Kent
I have a journey, sir, shortly to go.

My master calls me; I must not say no.
Duke of Albany
The weight of this sad time we must obey,

Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.

The oldest have borne most; we that are young

Shall never see so much, nor live so long.
Exeunt with a dead march.
THE END